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Kyouzou
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[url=http://www.cracked.com/article_18494_15-unintentionally-perverted-toys-children_p2.html]Click Me![url]

Is it safe to assume that the employees designing and screening childrens' toys are one of the following?

A. Moronic
B. Virgins
C. On drugs
D. Oblivious

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MageGrayWolf
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A Harry Potter vibrating broomstick?


I hear they were quite popular with girls between the ages of 12-16.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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I hear they were quite popular with girls between the ages of 12-16.


sad thing is, I have seen a few of these.


I liked the inflatable wolverine. haha
Sarthra21
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A Harry Potter vibrating broomstick?


Gee they're big, brown, and they vibrate. Suggestive thinking anyone?
Kyouzou
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Sarthra thanks for that description, I have just successfully choked on air.


12-16 eh? Do we know what the 16 year olds were using them for.

MageGrayWolf
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12-16 eh? Do we know what the 16 year olds were using them for.


Probably the same thing the 12 year olds were using them for.
Darkroot
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JeepersMedia does alot of this stuff and I've seen a few suggestive toys on his channel.

Probably the same thing the 12 year olds were using them for.


I doubt 12 year old were using them in that manner and 16 year olds would not buy them in the first place. But they might. I have no idea what lengths Harry Smotter enthusiasts would go to, to collect memorabilia.
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Oh wow... just.... wow... I can't believe that people have not only found these a good idea, but such a good idea that they bothered to make them and THEN market them to children. Oh, and what about the parents that buy them for their kids? Seriously, WTF??

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The other Cracked fans here on AG, including myself, have seen that wonderful article already. Good on you for showing it to everyone else Kyouzou.

I have just successfully choked on air.


The way Cracked presented it, I immediately saw the connotations.

@MRWalker

What a twisted world we live in.. Good thing you aren't insane/stupid.
MageGrayWolf
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I doubt 12 year old were using them in that manner and 16 year olds would not buy them in the first place. But they might.


Why not? 12 is usually around the time puberty begins to hit like a ton of bricks, that includes developing sexual desires. Considering how some kids are I wouldn't be surprised if 9-10 year olds would use it for that.
Kyouzou
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"My daughter hasn't stepped foot out of her room since I got her that broomstick!"

So pathetic.

@MrWalker

Don't you love parents who just grab something that looks good of the shelf without even bothering to check what it is.

For that Tarzan apparently you could also record your own message, imagine how much fun teenage guys had with that. I know if I or my friends had gotten to it, some poor little kid would have been scarred for life upon pushing that button.

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For that Tarzan apparently you could also record your own message, imagine how much fun teenage guys had with that. I know if I or my friends had gotten to it, some poor little kid would have been scarred for life upon pushing that button.

Congratulations. You made water come out my nose.

Ah stupid toy makers.
Kyouzou
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You've got to wonder what their thought process was while making the things. The poor manufactures must have thought they were insane.

Chryosten
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I'm kinda wonder what is inside that Pikachu. It never really explained what it was. Also, it seems to have a lot of toys which have an object at it's crotch.

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