What if: you ruled the world? you had your own news channel? you had an infanite amount of money? you could do anything you want? the world ended tomorrow? we found out where Waldo is? Chuck Norris got beat?
What if: you ruled the world? i dont want to you had your own news channel? dont want to you had an infanite amount of money? i would buy EVERYTHING except drugs and beer and all that you could do anything you want? i would do everything not like illegal stuff the world ended tomorrow? we found out where Waldo is? dont care and whos waldo? Chuck Norris got beat? whos chuck norris
I'd go crazy with power and probaly kill people I'd blackmail the leaders of the world and rule it I'd buy my position as leader of the world I'd become leader of the world I'd tell people and they'd vote me leader of the world I'd hold him at gun point until I become leader of the world I'd kick him countinusly until I'm leader of the world
You would all be screwed. Everyone would decide on one language, each nation would be secular, health care would be universal and funded by taxes, although we wouldn't need tax increases because I could eliminate 75% of the world's military forces and use that funding to pay for health care. I would also use the funds to pay for at least two years of undergraduate studies for every highschool graduate.
you had your own news channel?
It would be the opposite of Fox news. Unbiased, secular, and honest.
you had an infanite amount of money?
Well, I'd never run out so I could buy everything, solve all the world's financial problems, eliminate world hunger, have my own space agency, et cetera.
you could do anything you want?
I would travel, preferably to the Mediterranean, and visit Italy, Greece, and the many other historic areas and study the history of the region.
the world ended tomorrow?
I'd be dead tomorrow, so... bye!
we found out where Waldo is?
I've actually already found Waldo in every "Where's Waldo" book, so that's a moot question.
Chuck Norris got beat?
I wouldn't do anything. The universe would cease to exist because the fundamental laws of awesomeness had been violated.
If I told you, my top secret plans would be preventable.
you had your own news channel?
I would probably broadcast news. What else can you do with a news channel?
But if I ruled the world, every news channel would be mine.
you had an infanite amount of money?
I'd buy world domination, and my own news channel.
you could do anything you want?
I'd give myself immortality, then unlimited money to buy world domination and my own news channel.
the world ended tomorrow?
I would make it not end, because I can do whatever I want, I have unlimited money, I rule the world, and I have my own news channel.
we found out where Waldo is?
I'd broadcast it exclusively on my own news channel.
Chuck Norris got beat?
I'd find the guy or god who did it and sentence him to a life of death, which makes no sense, but it doesn't have to make sense, because after all, I can do whatever I want, I have unlimited money, I rule the world, and I have my very own news channel.
