A definite special thanks to Ian for putting up with us and saying "THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN DISCUSSED SEVERAL TIMES" many times over. If I counted, it would have been ~72. Someone like Ian clearly has a lot of endurance for this kind of stuff. I got respect for that
Yeah, I noticed the quotes when I first opened the sign up. I especially like the one about the hello kitty credit card. I garnered a hearty chortle from that one.
By some odd bump in the system, I was able to go back to the beta sign up page, therefore allowing me to see the quotes (even though it's not supposed to do so)! Yay! I do believe that's the first "bug", but it could also just be a hiccup from testing different email websites.