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Fortunately, the ice aged passed and humans are in a state of peace

Unfortunately, we just ran out of food, and everybody's waking up!

Fortunately, a great herd of mammoths is taking refuge in the vicinity, inside a ravine.

Unfortunately, the humans have no weapons.

Fortunately, They can make crude spears and traps. CHAAAARGE!

Unfortunately, mammoths countered the fierce charge. And now they're moving on to offensive! 0_0

Fortunately, after strategically retreating, the mammoths got stuck in the holes we covered with leaves. Humanity 4200, Everything else 4199

Unfortunately, the mammoths were shot by a beam from outer space; which in turn gave them super abilities to hop out of the holes. Humanity is screwed!

Fortunately we have a machine that can harness the residual radiation from the meteor and kill the mammoths.

Unfortunately, it is prone to malfunction.

Fortunately, 'prone to malfunction' doesn't mean it will. And it didn't! YAY!

Unfortunately, the mammoths weren't killed by the radiation and became the Ancient Mutant Not-trained-in-martial-arts Mammoths™ or the AMNoM™ for short.

Fortunately, all the mammoths sought was the sensei. I volunteer to bear that burden. The first lesson is taking place at my humble dojo as I'm writing this.

Unfortunately, they sustained injuries fighting a very specific hairy Swiss cheese and blame you for not drilling them hard enough.

Fortunately, that cheese is now gone and they have a new enemy: the NINJA CHEESE! They swear to protect humanity and annihilate all abominations that threaten us from now on.