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Unfortunately, they are connected and soon the radiation will leak into the second greenhouse.

Fortunately, we managed to stuff the connecting corridor with extra hazmat suits, thereby blocking out the radiation. And there's another door to the greenhouse, so nobody gets to pull that card.

Unfortunately, the second greenhouse was structurally unsound, and was beginning to collapse.

Fortunately, the collapse was so slow, the dust in the atmosphere would settle before it collapsed. Then the humans could simply walk out and plant their crops in the land.

Unfortunately, the radiation is still out there even when the dust settles, so we still can't go out.

Fortunately, with the DeRadiationifier™, we can get rid of radiation! How? Of course, by speeding up radioactive decay! That's a good thing, right? RIGHT!?

Um... sure. But unfortunately, that process still takes years, and the supplies are dwindling.

Fortunately, humans hibernated majority of the population to avoid starvation, they have time. And what do you know? Now they also have a lot of meat in the freezer.

Unfortunately the meat in the freezer is... Hibernating.

Fortunately there's a really great timer on the freezer, so everything will be fine!

**edit for a missing letter

Unfortunately, that timer shorted out, so that's done for.

Fortunately, that timer was simply on (top of) the freezer, and there's another one in the freezer that controls it.

Unfortunately, the entire freezer just shorted out, and we ain't got a backup or an electrician. We are in TROUBLE!

Fortunately, Ice Age started! Now we can freeze the mea- eheheh, I mean cryogenically hibernate people wherever we want.

*Wow, this is getting really dark!*
Unfortunately, the bunker isn't equipped with central heating, so we're all probably going to freeze to death.