Ok for example, I start by saying,"Unfortunately there was a giant evil pillow on the the loose; then the next person would say...Fortunately I had a knife with me and stabbed a hole in it"
Ok lets start. Unfortunately I was being chased by an elephant...
Unfortunately, he made a fatal flaw when making the teleporter, causing it to explode when you went through. You are now stranded with him and the explosion took his arm.
Fortunately, only wrens are affected by the gun. Everyone else hit by it gets a health and speed boost, AND invulnerability to everything harmful to them for 1 minute.
Unfortunately, the boosts are so overpowered they will overflow your stats, causing some of them to become negative or uncontrollably high, so it's not a good idea to get hit
Unfortunately you forgot most of the past information (as you had just walked in on this debacle) and you continue to panic long after the negative effects have worn off.