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Fortunately, that's part of initiation. To survive being ninja'd and survive setting off defective fireworks.

Unfortunately, the ninjas kill you. They also summon an admin to ban you if you come back to life.

Fortunately, I survived the ninja (just look farther up the page).

Unfortunately, the summoned admin bans you.

fortunately, a glitch in the system allows you to run free

Unfortunately, I wasn't the one banned, so the glitch has no effect.

Fortunately, the glitch had many glitchy cousins that effected you.

Fortunately, the admin forgot about the ban after spending too much time worrying about those glitches.

Unfortunately, the admin remembered about the ban and became angry, and perma banned you.

Fortunately, you made another account.

Unfortunately you forgot the username and password.

Unfortunately you got old (like 30) and forgot about school and collage so you are a hobo with an AG account.

Unfortunately, somebody stole his ferrari, crashed it into his house and his boss, leaving him homeless and jobless again. He also had to use his money to repair the ferrari, but it was on empty and he had no money.

Fortunately, he sued the guy who stole the ferrari and got all his money back.

Fortunately, the bank didn't notice when he exchanged it for real money.