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IceClaw247
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Ok for example, I start by saying,"Unfortunately there was a giant evil pillow on the the loose; then the next person would say...Fortunately I had a knife with me and stabbed a hole in it"

Ok lets start.
Unfortunately I was being chased by an elephant...

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Turtelman1234
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Unfortunately, people can still dream, so the unicorns plague us in our sleep.

Patrick2011
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Fortunately, that same person who proved unicorns to be mythical also brainwashed people so that they stop dreaming about unicorns.

Turtelman1234
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Unfortunately, it's a 'Nightmare on Elm Street'-type scenario.

Patrick2011
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Fortunately, there is no such thing as a unicorn.

Turtelman1234
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Unfortunately, real world facts don't apply to dreams.

Patrick2011
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Fortunately, the brainwash has already occurred, so there are no dreams about unicorns.

Turtelman1234
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Unfortunately, it seems you didn't read the last post on the last page.

EmperorPalpatine
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Fortunately, the dreams ant thoughts about unicorns ended after a bunch of government agents used neuralizers on everyone.

Patrick2011
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Unfortunately, the neuralizers eventually wipe out the human population.

EmperorPalpatine
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Fortunately, clones of everyone were released automatically as a fail-safe.

Patrick2011
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Unfortunately, there were no clones.

Turtelman1234
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Fortunately, there were survivors on the international space station.

EmperorPalpatine
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Unfortunately the ISS is a myth.

Turtelman1234
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Fortunately, ISS can also stand for 'In School Suspension'.

Patrick2011
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Unfortunately, all humans on Earth have been wiped out due to previous actions. Therefore, school is irrelevant.

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