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Unfortunately, life is short.

Fortunately, someone finds the secret to immortality and now everyone is immortal.

Unfortunately, immortality is boring

Fortunately You throw an eternal party

Unfortunately Daemon gangsters poop the party for all eternity.

Unfortunately, the machine guns were too heavy for the swallows and they all fell to the ground.

Fortunately, they layed the guns on the ground so they wouldn't have to hold them and started firing them.

Unfortunately, the swallows had terrible aim when it came to guns.

Fortunately, they were all given auto aim hacks.

Fortunately, they had the best anti-virus software.

Unfortunately, these viruses were the best viruses ever created and they completely obliterate the anti-virus software.

Fortunately an EMP detonated worldwide causing the virus to not matter because all electronics are down.

Unfortunately, the rat men living in the underworld created a new internet in 15 seconds flat, and then proceeded to enslave everyone.

Fortunately, the rats couldn't resist eating through the wires, shocking their poor little rat bodies.

Unfortunately, they turned into zombies.