I think that the idea of an old fat guy going "down your chimney" with a "sack of presents" in the middle of the night is really creepy. As one song goes:
He sees you when you are sleeping, he knows when you are awake, he knows if you've been "bad or good" so be good for goodness sack, Oh, you better watch out, you better not cry, cause Santa Clause is coming to town
Haha, we were in school. And that song was playing during wellness and it kept repeating "Santa Claus is coming" like ten times before saying "to town" and everybody cracked up at the "Santa Claus is coming" part.
an old fat guy going "down your chimney" with a "sack of presents" in the middle of the night
I never bothered to obsess over that phrase, "Santa Claus is coming to town" to extract a relation with ejaculation or anything such as that. I just find Santa Claus to be a corruption of previous traditions to fit this consumer-driven world. Reward the good, punish the bad. I guess I can't be bothered with attributing sexual connotations to phrases I read. Instead, I eat lunch and log onto AG.
This thread was obviously made in the idea of fun. I don't mean to offend anyone with this thread.
I just wanted to make that clear so a mod doesn't come in and lock this down.
Also, since the OP may not have this thread last very long, could some of you more perverted types think up a couple more songs that can be taken at a creepy standpoint?
Santa isn't a pedophile. That wasn't part of the myth created to appease young children. You can either see it as Santa is invading your house to molest you, or actual act of molesting you.
Seeing as it's your paretns anyways, stop being preverts.
