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emanfman

283 posts

Nomad

Posted December 26, '10 4:17am UTC

Welcome to the EPIC GROCERY SHOPPING ADVENTURE. The goal of this RPG is completed in five stages.
1. Leave the house and get in the car
2. Drive to the store
3. Find the eggs your wife asks you to buy
4. Purchase them
5. Go home
Sounds simple enough? What about the twist? If I told you now, then obviously the story would be revealed. So, do you DARE to go on the EPIC GROCERY SHOPPING ADVENTURE?
Hereâs the character sheet.

Name:
HP:
Weapons:
Resourcefulness:
Strength:
Armour:

You get to distribute 50 skill points between HP, Weapons, Resourcefulness, Strength, and Armour. The HP Baseline is 10, for those idiots who decide to spend all 50 on weapons, and complain that they instantly die.

So, hereâs how the points are distributed.
HP: 1 skill point = 2 HP, +10 for baseline
Weapons: 1 skill point = 1 weapon point (spending 7 points here gets you a golf club, but 37 gets you a bazooka!)
Resourcefulness: 1 skill point = 1 Resourcefulness point (this determines the items you find. 8 points can be +10 max HP, but 26 can be +20 skill points â" more than once!)
Strength: 1 Skill point = 1 Point (Sort of like weapons, but more like a damage multiplier.)
Armour: 1 skill point = 1 point (simple enough? Almost like an HP bonusâ&brvbar
AND IF YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT IT, you can make a biography, although it will be little use to deciding the course of events.

This is my first RPG, so itâs definitely not perfect. Feel free to comment on my profile for improvements!

Emanfman

Welcome to the [b]EPIC GROCERY SHOPPING ADVENTURE[/b]. The goal of this RPG is completed in five stages.\r\n1.	Leave the house and get in the car\r\n2.	Drive to the store\r\n3.	Find the eggs your wife asks you to buy\r\n4.	Purchase them\r\n5.	Go home\r\nSounds simple enough? What about the twist? If I told you now, then obviously the story would be revealed. So, do you DARE to go on the [b]EPIC GROCERY SHOPPING ADVENTURE[/b]?\r\nHereâ��s the character sheet.\r\n\r\nName:\r\nHP:\r\nWeapons:\r\nResourcefulness:\r\nStrength:\r\nArmour:\r\n\r\nYou get to distribute 50 skill points between HP, Weapons, Resourcefulness, Strength, and Armour. The HP Baseline is 10, for those idiots who decide to spend all 50 on weapons, and complain that they instantly die.\r\n\r\nSo, hereâ��s how the points are distributed.\r\nHP: 1 skill point = 2 HP, +10 for baseline\r\nWeapons: 1 skill point = 1 weapon point (spending 7 points here gets you a golf club, but 37 gets you a bazooka!)\r\nResourcefulness: 1 skill point = 1 Resourcefulness point (this determines the items you find. 8 points can be +10 max HP, but 26 can be +20 skill points â�" more than once!)\r\nStrength: 1 Skill point = 1 Point (Sort of like weapons, but more like a damage multiplier.)\r\nArmour: 1 skill point = 1 point (simple enough? Almost like an HP bonusâ�¦)\r\nAND IF YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT IT, you can make a biography, although it will be little use to deciding the course of events.\r\n\r\nThis is my first RPG, so itâ��s definitely not perfect. Feel free to comment on my profile for improvements!\r\n\r\nEmanfman

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d_dude

3,525 posts

Peasant

Posted December 26, '10 4:22am UTC

Name: Sam Fisher
HP: 10
Weapons: 37
Resourcefulness:0
Strength: 13
Armour:0

Do I get the bazooka AND the golf club?

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emanfman

283 posts

Nomad

Posted December 26, '10 4:25am UTC

Name: Sam Fisher
HP: 10
Weapons: 37
Resourcefulness:0
Strength: 13
Armour:0

lol no just the bazooka.
are you sure thats how you want to distribute your skill points? i would put more in the resourcefulness if i were you...

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gtfawjkjg

1,126 posts

Nomad

Posted December 26, '10 4:45am UTC

Name: Onethree Threeseven
HP: 32
Weapons: 7
Resourcefulness: 10
Strength: 11
Armour: 11

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emanfman

283 posts

Nomad

Posted December 26, '10 4:55am UTC

Name: Onethree Threeseven
HP: 32/32
Weapons: Golf Club
Resourcefulness: 10
Strength: 11
Armour: 11

You wake up, after a nice sleep on a Sunday morning. Your wife yells from the kitchen, "HONEY, COULD YOU RUN TO THE STORE AND GET SOME EGGS?"

A) Be a loving husband. "Sure, be right back..."
B) Be an abusive husband. "Get them yourself, @$$#0|E..."
C) Your choice.

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gtfawjkjg

1,126 posts

Nomad

Posted December 26, '10 5:12am UTC

Name: Onethree Threeseven
HP: 32/32
Weapons: Golf Club
Resourcefulness: 10
Strength: 11
Armour: 11
You wake up, after a nice sleep on a Sunday morning. Your wife yells from the kitchen, "HONEY, COULD YOU RUN TO THE STORE AND GET SOME EGGS?"

A)Be a loving husband. "Sure, be right back..."

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emanfman

283 posts

Nomad

Posted December 26, '10 5:22am UTC

Name: Onethree Threeseven
HP: 32/32
Weapons: Golf Club
Resourcefulness: 10
Strength: 11
Armour: 11

You start searching for your keys. Where did you leave them? You just can't seem to remember where you put them...

A) Start looking in the bedroom
B) Start looking in the basement
C) Look somewhere else?

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gtfawjkjg

1,126 posts

Nomad

Posted December 26, '10 5:26am UTC

Name: Onethree Threeseven
HP: 32/32
Weapons: Golf Club
Resourcefulness: 10
Strength: 11
Armour: 11
You start searching for your keys. Where did you leave them? You just can't seem to remember where you put them...

C) Punch my wife for no reason.

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emanfman

283 posts

Nomad

Posted December 26, '10 5:30am UTC

Name: Onethree Threeseven
HP: 32/32
Weapons: Golf Club
Resourcefulness: 10
Strength: 11
Armour: 11

Your wife looks at you in shock. "I thought you loved me..." She starts to tear. Then she gets mad. "GO GET THE **** EGGS. NOW." She has a threatening look on her face.

A) Back down and keep looking for the keys
B) Make a sexist remark implying that she should get the groceries
C) Your choice

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gtfawjkjg

1,126 posts

Nomad

Posted December 26, '10 5:49am UTC

Name: Onethree Threeseven
HP: 32/32
Weapons: Golf Club
Resourcefulness: 10
Strength: 11
Armour: 11

C) Commit suicide

Egg Mission : Failed

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emanfman

283 posts

Nomad

Posted December 26, '10 5:54am UTC

Name: Onethree Threeseven
HP: 0/32
Weapons: Golf Club
Resourcefulness: 10
Strength: 11
Armour: 11

YOU FAIL.

please leave a comment here or on my profile about my rpg. thanks for playing!

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R4000

1,245 posts

Nomad

Posted December 26, '10 5:53pm UTC

Name: R. For-kay (lol username pun remove this message) (pronounced as R4K)
HP: 23/23 (13 pt spent)
Weapons: Golf Club (7 pt spent)
Resourcefulness: 8
Strength: 12
Armor: 10
(remove everything between (*)!!)

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deathopper

1,567 posts

Nomad

Posted December 26, '10 6:06pm UTC

Nameeath Hopper
HP:10
Weapons:15
Resourcefulness:10
Strength:15
Armour:10

Can I join?

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nesanelf

560 posts

Nomad

Posted December 26, '10 11:14pm UTC

Name:Mr.WhyshouldItellyoumyname
HP: ?/?
Weapons: 7
Resourcefulness: 20
Strength: 12
Armour: 11

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emanfman

283 posts

Nomad

Posted December 27, '10 2:47am UTC

Name: R4K
HP: 23/23
Weapons: Golf Club
Resourcefulness: 8
Strength: 12
Armor: 10

You wake up late Sunday morning. Your wife yells from the kitchen, "Honey, could you go get some eggs please?"

A) Be a loving husband. "Sure, Be right back."
B) Be abusive. "GET THEM YOURSELF, WOMAN!"
C) Your call.

_________________________________________________

Nameeath Hopper
HP:10/10
Weapons: 6-inch pocket switchblade
Resourcefulness:10
Strength:15
Armour:10

Yes, you can join.

You wake up late Sunday morning. Your wife yells from the kitchen, "Honey, could you go get some eggs please?"

A) Be a loving husband. "Sure, Be right back."
B) Be abusive. "GET THEM YOURSELF, WOMAN!"
C) Your call.

______________________________________________________

Name: Mr. Why-should-I-tell-you-my-name
HP: 30/30
Weapons: Golf Club
Resourcefulness: 20
Strength: 12
Armour: 11

You wake up late Sunday morning. Your wife yells from the kitchen, "Honey, could you go get some eggs please?"

A) Be a loving husband. "Sure, Be right back."
B) Be abusive. "GET THEM YOURSELF, WOMAN!"
C) Your call.

Name: R4K\r\nHP: 23/23\r\nWeapons: Golf Club\r\nResourcefulness: 8\r\nStrength: 12\r\nArmor: 10\r\n\r\nYou wake up late Sunday morning. Your wife yells from the kitchen, "Honey, could you go get some eggs please?"\r\n\r\nA) Be a loving husband. "Sure, Be right back."\r\nB) Be abusive. "GET THEM YOURSELF, WOMAN!"\r\nC) Your call.\r\n\r\n_________________________________________________\r\n\r\nName:Death Hopper\r\nHP:10/10\r\nWeapons: 6-inch pocket switchblade\r\nResourcefulness:10\r\nStrength:15\r\nArmour:10\r\n\r\nYes, you can join.\r\n\r\nYou wake up late Sunday morning. Your wife yells from the kitchen, "Honey, could you go get some eggs please?"\r\n\r\nA) Be a loving husband. "Sure, Be right back."\r\nB) Be abusive. "GET THEM YOURSELF, WOMAN!"\r\nC) Your call.\r\n\r\n______________________________________________________\r\n\r\nName: Mr. Why-should-I-tell-you-my-name\r\nHP: 30/30\r\nWeapons: Golf Club\r\nResourcefulness: 20\r\nStrength: 12\r\nArmour: 11\r\n\r\nYou wake up late Sunday morning. Your wife yells from the kitchen, "Honey, could you go get some eggs please?"\r\n\r\nA) Be a loving husband. "Sure, Be right back."\r\nB) Be abusive. "GET THEM YOURSELF, WOMAN!"\r\nC) Your call.

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nesanelf

560 posts

Nomad

Posted December 27, '10 3:00am UTC

Name: Mr. Why-should-I-tell-you-my-name
HP: 30/30
Weapons: Golf Club
Resourcefulness: 20
Strength: 12
Armour: 11

A)

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