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cormyn
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Got this in my Email earlier this morning and thought it was worth sharing:


The Top 9 Signs You're Visiting a Bad Gaming Website

9> All the avatars look like outgoing members of Congress.

8> You're warned that each time you kill a character, a puppy will be killed in real life.

7> Pong stalls every 2 minutes while downloading graphics.

6> "We don't have Global Thermonuclear War. How about a nice game of chess?"

5> You have to complete five surveys before they let you play the "Click the Big Red Button" game.

4> It has no useful info for online gamers. It's just a bunch of advice on meeting women and getting laid.

3> Every time you want to access the site you must first slip $0.25 into the CD tray.

2> Their version of Halo requires you to do good deeds so you can get into Heaven.

and the Number 1 Sign You're Visiting a Bad Gaming Website...

1> You still haven't figured out the rules to "Chat Roulette."



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Freakenstein
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4> It has no useful info for online gamers. It's just a bunch of advice on meeting women and getting laid.


You have no.idea.

9> All the avatars look like outgoing members of Congress.


Wut?

I think some of these points contain an inside joke or two so I'm not familiar with most of them. I'm too young. Oh, if I was born in the 70s...
samdawghomie
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9> All the avatars look like outgoing members of Congress.


Ha.

4> It has no useful info for online gamers. It's just a bunch of advice on meeting women and getting laid.


This should be number one.
Zega
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Haha this is actually pretty risible.

Kyouzou
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Haha these are actually pretty good, although I didn't quite pick up on some of them...


It's just a bunch of advice on meeting women and getting laid.


So it says to walk the streets of any major city late at night with cash?
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Blacksmith

I always knew Jesus made halo for something.....

tangramfool
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#7 is my favourite lol

logantheking
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9> All the avatars look like outgoing members of Congress.

Either that or the avatars are puppies.

8> You're warned that each time you kill a character, a puppy will be killed in real life.


That would be good in conjunction with infectinator or necronator.

7> Pong stalls every 2 minutes while downloading graphics.

Why doesn't AG have pong?

3> Every time you want to access the site you must first slip $0.25 into the CD tray.


Go Netbooks!!

Luckily AG has none of those
1337Player
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You know when you're at a bad gaming website when you're on a website called Armor Games. I'm just kidding :P

4> It has no useful info for online gamers. It's just a bunch of advice on meeting women and getting laid.

Hm, interesting.
loloynage2
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5> You have to complete five surveys before they let you play the "Click the Big Red Button" game.


man, it actually happened to me, and it's so annoying!
crimsonblade55
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9> All the avatars look like outgoing members of Congress.


This makes me wonder what a bunch of mythical creatures in business attire would look like as armatars...just a thought. Anyways this was actually pretty good.

5> You have to complete five surveys before they let you play the "Click the Big Red Button" game.


Thats sounds a bit like the type of stuff Con Artist used to work on before he worked with AG(If I understood him correctly anyways).
Somewhat49
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haha i've seen one of these websites before! But i forgot what website it was. '

8> You're warned that each time you kill a character, a puppy will be killed in real life.
7> Pong stalls every 2 minutes while downloading graphics.

Lolz my favorites of the list
Somewhat49
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NO! NOT DAH PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well, good thign I've never been on these sites.

The site i was on said the it "had a trunk full of puppies and was not afraid to let a knife "slip" down one of their throats if you quit."
deathopper
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8> You're warned that each time you kill a character, a puppy will be killed in real life.


Please don't kill the puppies! Kill a cow, but not a puppy!


4> It has no useful info for online gamers. It's just a bunch of advice on meeting women and getting laid.


ROTFLMAO! This is must be number one!

2> Their version of Halo requires you to do good deeds so you can get into Heaven.


The weapons must be Passion of Christ pistols and Eternal Salvation snipers.

3> Every time you want to access the site you must first slip $0.25 into the CD tray.


I wonder how the site owner gets the money....
Chryosten
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I find that list quite hilarious.

7> Pong stalls every 2 minutes while downloading graphics.

My favourite one.

3> Every time you want to access the site you must first slip $0.25 into the CD tray.

And how does the site creator get the money? 0.o
It's not like the creator stalks your home just to see you place money into the CD tray.
Peter20
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5> You have to complete five surveys before they let you play the "Click the Big Red Button" game.


hmmmmmm im getting the feeling there is no big red button game



2> Their version of Halo requires you to do good deeds so you can get into Heaven


oh that's fake now i understand why when dissgussing halo people look at me funny when after they say they stole wildibeast i say i saved 10
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