"I'm the most recognized and loved man that ever lived cuz there weren't no satellites when Jesus and Moses were around, so people far away in the villages didn't know about them."
You sound nervous. Is it the accent? Want to know how I got it? My father was a drinker. One night he went a little crazier than usual so my mummy got the teapot to defend herself - he didn't like that. So he pours boiling hot tea all over her, then he comes at me with the teapot and asks "Why so... British?
-Avorne
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die.
"I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect."
-Anonymous
"Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly." -Anonymous
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
-Ron White
A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself
- Jim Morrison
It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.
- Jim Morrison
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds
- Albert Einstein
The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it.
