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If i was captured by teroists i would build an awsome suit of armor that shoots flames and burn the place down then star in a sequel

Where would you find the equipment for this awesome-ness suit? And, burn the place down? Are you also a terrorist :OO

Fixed.

i would throw 1 billion golden poop sandwiches at them and the poop explodes on them

yes there will be a box of scraps

And no the place im in is full of ugly terrists so im doing a favor of burning their faces off.

If i was captured by teroists i would build an awsome suit of armor that shoots flames and burn the place down then star in a sequel

i would throw 1 billion golden poop sandwiches at them and the poop explodes on them

You can insert fire into some scraps? Nice handy work.

Also, you would kill yourself by burning them, so technically you would be implying the work of a terrorist.

noooo i will use some of the flamable stuff to mix with my urine to make rocket fuel and flie away as the place is burning since my urine is MAGICAL

Flamable stuff? Hmm, is there petrol or stuff with you too? And, Rocket Fuel? That would make some exciting fictional story

Dude im stuck with terroists they have lots of metal and other things i can use

You have an imaginative mind, wouldn't they have somebody guarding you 24/7? And, wouldn't they see you building this suit? And, how would you get all the tools to do this?

the guard is a spy who helps me build the suit by sneaking tools in for me (AND there is no camera in the room)

And.. they are not real terrorists, y'know what I'm saying?

WTF why are you dwelling on this?! >:P

It would depend on weather I can overpower them or not. If I can't I will not beg. If they want to kill me, Bring It On!