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DesertHyena
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Here's the new forum for D&D, I saved you the trouble.
For anyone who wants to join here, see the other D&D forum for information.

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SirNoobalot
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22 Con or not, you took 3 strong Elven drinks and an entire mug of Dwarven, you fell out of the stool and pwn'ded yourself on the smooth stone floor (much to the amusement of those nearby).

Hypermnestra
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Kay I'm here. My guy walks in and sits down at the bar(preferably in a corner).
It was decent disregarding the occasional typo. Be aware I am a notoriously harsh judge.

All around you are moving bodies illuminated bybthe light of multiple floating lanterns drifting about above the heads of the merry folk along with a tray of foid here and there. Occupying the center ofbthe immediate vicinity is a mass of swathing bodies, all dancing to the band playing in the corner.

This seems slightly redundant. You could trim it down a bit.

You come upon a tavern after much wandering throug the city of Silverymoon. On the wooden sign hanging outside you can see a smiling goat, bucking up with a mug in one hoof and another hanging over one of its horns. You can clearly hear the sound of a Lute, Flute and Violin all playing frantically from outside. The faint sound oflaugter and chatter also drifts to yours ears, as well as the waft of a fresh pork roast.

Bit of repetitive phrasing, this. Just a nitpick.

So yeh. 7/10. Gave you an extra point for effort.
Hypermnestra
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Texas is a Borderline Fusion of the two.

As someone from the West I know that we never counted Texas as even remotely being part of the West. It always seemed more like part of the South.
http://www.aisc.org/uploadedImages/Steel_Solutions_Center/Conceptual/My_Region/Files/041708-web.gif
This is the best I could find.
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Dwarf


Yes please. One dwarf wizard, coming right up.

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-------------------Basic Information----------------------
Name: Vilbern Stoutpeak
Player: Spikkle
Age: 58
Description: Reasonably lithe and tall, for a dwarf. A sallow face puts a damper on his otherwise cheery demeanour. He has brown hair and a full, thick beard, and is dressed in simple attire.
Gender: Male
Race: Shield Dwarf
Class: Diviner 7/Fatespinner 1 [Complete Arcane]
Level Equivalency: 8
Alignment: Neutral Good
Deity: Vergadain
Languages: Common, Draconic, Dwarven, Giant, Gnome, Undercommon.
------Attributes----------
Str: 8 (-1)
Dex: 17(+3)
Con: 19(+4)
Int: 19(+4)
Wis: 15(+2)
Cha: 10(+0)
Base Attack Bonus: +3
Fort Save: +6
Ref Save: +5
Will Save: +9
Hit Points: 53
AC: 18/15 FF/13 Touch
------------------Equipment-------------------------------
Armor/Clothing: Simple Commoners' Clothing. Underneath this is a
Mithral Chain Shirt of Twilight (MIC, 3100gp)
+4 AC/+6 Dex/0 ACP/0% ASF chance

Off Hand: Githcraft Darkwood Light Shield/Buckler of Death Ward (DMGII/MIC, 2857gp)
+1 AC/0 ACP/0% ASF Chance
Currently stored away in HHH.

Primary Hand: Quarterstaff of Sizing (MIC, 5000gp)
1d6/1d6 Bludgeoning/x2 crit/Can change its size category to any other desired as a swift action

Unequipped: None.
Miscellaneous: Healing Belt (MIC, 750gp) - Worn on waist
Provides a +2 to heal checks and will heal 4d8 hit points 1/day
Wand of Magic Missile 5th (3750gp) - Stored in HHH
Scroll of Mordenkainen's lucubration x3 (4950gp) Stored in HHH
Heward's Handy Haversack (2000gp) - Strapped to back
GP: 593

-------Feats/Spells/Abilities/Etc.------------
Feats: Spellcasting Prodigy [Int], Improved Initiative, Cloudy Conjuration, Spell Penetration
Class Feats: Hawk Familiar, Scribe Scroll, Spin Fate [Complete Arcane]
Skills: Con +11, Know. Arcana +10, Know. Dungeoneering +4, Know. Nature +5, Know. Planes +4, Profession (Gambler) +5, Spellcraft +11, Tumble +5, Spot +3 in bright light
Synergy bonuses (+2 each): Balance, Jump, Spellcraft.

Spells:
[Vilbern has given up the school of Necromancy]
0 (5/day) - All cantrips
1st (5/day) - Magic Missile, Tenser's Floating Disk, Unseen Servant, Feather Fall, Mage Armor
2nd (4/day) - Rope Trick, Invisibility, Cat's Grace, Web
3rd (3/day) - Summon Monster III, Fireball, Suggestion
4th (2/day) - Unluck [Complete Arcane], Scrying
Think this face:
http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5174/5415327544_1faa6ff276_z.jpg

With this clothing:
http://lotro.northshield.co.uk/Soldier/Dwarf/DwarfCGuardF.jpghttp://lotro.northshield.co.uk/Soldier/Dwarf/DwarfCGuardS.jpghttp://lotro.northshield.co.uk/Soldier/Dwarf/DwarfCGuardB.jpg
spikkle
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Oh yes, completely forgot about my mundane items.

Twenty rations, one tent, one bedroll, one Wizard's spellbook (!), a traveler's outfit and a set of dice (which aren't priced in the PHB, but I can't imagine that they'd be worth more than 1g.)
That's a grand total of 37.1g

I believe that that'll fit into the haversack - if not, I'll just pick up another backpack for a paltry 2gp.

spikkle
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Bonus spells that I forgot -.-

1st - Detect Secret Doors
2nd - Locate Object
3rd - Tongues
4th - Lesser Geas

Dragonblaze052
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Noobs, what happens to me.....?

spikkle
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A lone dwarf hobbles into the bar, propping himself up with a battered walking stick. He casts his gaze around the tavern, before nodding as if in approval. Moving over to the bar, he sits and calls for service.

"Got any drinks in from the Spine? I'm missing home."

SirNoobalot
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DB:
"Hmm,,, How about Frostwine?"

DBS:
Joo were unconscious for,,,,awhile, though DB's char did notice you pwning yourself.

Spikkle:
A Dwarf with a long greying beard slides over.

"Fresh shipmemt of Dwarven spirits, straight from Mithral Hall. How much arye buyin?"

Dragonblaze052
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"How is it? What's it made from?"

Here for 1 hr.

SirNoobalot
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"Wild grapes tha t grow in the cold North."

Dragonblaze052
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"No, something not made of grapes."

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And now I go to Thursday and all that, good bye.

Hypermnestra
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You forgot me you Noobish son of a *****! I shall have to revise my scoring.

So yeh. -10000000/10.

Fix'd.
What happens to me?
DBLACKSTAR
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Joo were unconscious for,,,,awhile, though DB's char did notice you pwning yourself.
Did you roll.
22 Con or not, you took 3 strong Elven drinks and an entire mug of Dwarven, you fell out of the stool and pwn'ded yourself on the smooth stone floor (much to the amusement of those nearby).
Did you roll for it, do you even know what you are supposed to roll for and against? Elven drink aint exactly all that strong, the dwarven ale I'll give you that one. And I forget the tolerance of changelings.
Dwarf Wizard, lol.
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