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DesertHyena
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Here's the new forum for D&D, I saved you the trouble.
For anyone who wants to join here, see the other D&D forum for information.

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Hypermnestra
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That was Noobs' character, not mine.

Oh right. Now I remember, sort of.

"Then why do you drink?"
^ Logic. Do you has it?
Dragonblaze052
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"Drinking's not the problem, drinking too much is. I bought those two bottles as a year's supply. One is half empty, already....."

DBLACKSTAR
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Next morning...
Fyre walks back out, cured of her hangover via means of Remove Disease.
Q: "I hate getting drunk....."
"Ha ha, you'll get used to it after a while."
One of these applies to you. The other two do not.
BUT WHICH?!
I am professional when it is needed.
Hypermnestra
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I am professional when it is needed.

You're also a woman when it's needed.
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/5/10/128864757067661810.jpg

"Drinking's not the problem, drinking too much is. I bought those two bottles as a year's supply. One is half empty, already....."

*silence*
DBLACKSTAR
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You're also a woman when it's needed.http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/5/10/128864757067661810.jpg
I don't get it.
Dragonblaze052
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She looks to Dibs.
"I really don't like you....."

I will go get some take out from the cafeteria and come back. Nobody leave.

Hypermnestra
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I don't get it.

When it's needed, as in, during sex. That's when it's needed.
I can't believe I just had to spell that out for you.
DBLACKSTAR
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I will go get some take out from the cafeteria and come back. Nobody leave.
I will leave now.
She looks to Dibs.
"I really don't like you....."
He simply shrugs and orders another drink. "I can tell, most people don't. Did I leave a big white bundle here?"
When it's needed, as in, during sex. That's when it's needed.
Oh. Hey you *****!
I can't believe I just had to spell that out for you.
Sorry I barely woke up, and I'm still a bit messed up from last night.
Hey guys, is it normal for a dog to try and eat your eye?
Hypermnestra
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He simply shrugs and orders another drink. "I can tell, most people don't. Did I leave a big white bundle here?"

"Why?"

Oh. Hey you *****!

Trolololol.

Hey guys, is it normal for a dog to try and eat your eye?

No. Unless said dog is indeed related to the Great Old One.
DBLACKSTAR
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No. Unless said dog is indeed related to the Great Old One.
Well she is just a puppy, but she keeps trying to eat my eye. She also seems to have poor depth perception.
Trolololol.
I thought you were above sex jokes.
"Why?"
"I don't know, they just don't semen to like me."
DBLACKSTAR
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"I don't know, they just don't semen to like me."
Son of a *****!!! I ****ing hate google chrome.
Hypermnestra
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"I don't know, they just don't semen to like me."

#DYAC!

Son of a *****!!! I ****ing hate google chrome.

Firefox, bruh. Download it.

Well she is just a puppy, but she keeps trying to eat my eye. She also seems to have poor depth perception.

If it's really a problem, take her to the vet. Also, I didn't know it was a girl. You should name her Lucy Fur.

"I mean why do you want the bag?"
DBLACKSTAR
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#DYAC!
Que?
Firefox, bruh. Download it.
No thank you, I hate them too.
If it's really a problem, take her to the vet.
Well I think it's just cause she is easily distracted but I will check it out.
Also, I didn't know it was a girl.
I thought I told you guys when I decided to call her Lil' Cthulhu.
You should name her Lucy Fur.
OMG!!!! That is just so adorable. She would make the cutest spawn of Satan evar!!
"I mean why do you want the bag?"
"Oh, Thats where I keep my personal Items/memorabilia the only problem is I don't remember where I left it last night." He says as he looks around scratching his head in confusion.
Dragonblaze052
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I would believe the semen was an accident, but it came right after you asked about a big, white bundle.....

DBLACKSTAR
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I would believe the semen was an accident, but it came right after you asked about a big, white bundle.....
Son of a *****, I didn't even notice that, but I only half get the joke and not sure if I'm making the same joke as you.
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