OMG!!!! That is just so adorable. She would make the cutest spawn of Satan evar!!
I almost named my cat that.
"Oh, Thats where I keep my personal Items/memorabilia the only problem is I don't remember where I left it last night." He says as he looks around scratching his head in confusion.
She reaches over and takes whatever liqueur he's drinking.
"Hey, I was drinking that! But whatever, I guess you could use a little hair of the dog more then me." He finishes up with the second one and moves to the third. Noobs Hyper, got anything to add?
She dips her finger in it and ignites it, burning out all the alcohol, before sliding it back. "You can keep it."
He looks at is before speaking in a flat tone, "gee thanks." He takes a swig. "Hey not bad, piss warm though. Think you could do that think with your fingers again, only make it cold?" He asks as he sets the third one down and picks up the fourth one.