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DesertHyena
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Peasant

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Hypermnestra
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OMG!!!! That is just so adorable. She would make the cutest spawn of Satan evar!!

I almost named my cat that.

"Oh, Thats where I keep my personal Items/memorabilia the only problem is I don't remember where I left it last night." He says as he looks around scratching his head in confusion.

My dood...does not sympathize.

Que?

**** You AutoCorrect.
DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

**** You AutoCorrect.
Gotcha.
My dood...does not sympathize.
My dude does not care. I'm sure I would eventually find it. So yeah now they are sitting bored at the bar while he polishes his weapons.
DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

I almost named my cat that.
Well I got agree that is an epically cute name.
Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

"Put that ****ed thing away....."

I will be leaving in 20 or so minutes.

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

"Put that ****ed thing away....."[/quote "Put what away?" He asks as he polishes his polearm [quote]I will be leaving in 20 or so minutes.
Where you be going?
Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

"If you don't put that ****ing thing away, you'll live the rest of your life in horrible agony, regretting your decision to disobey me....."

MtG!!!!!

DBLACKSTAR
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"If you don't put that ****ing thing away, you'll live the rest of your life in horrible agony, regretting your decision to disobey me....."
"Ooh, looks like you got a bit of kink in ya, HA!" He sees as he finishes cleaning his first one and moves on to the next one.
MtG!!!!!
Oh, thanks for reminding me. Mind refreshing my mind on Draft Tourneys?
Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

Her hand is now on fire and she's pointing a finger at you.
"I will ****ing burn your ***....."

Noobs, can I get my money back for the necklace?

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

Her hand is now on fire and she's pointing a finger at you.
"I will ****ing burn your ***....."
He just keeps cleaning, "now now, that would just be rude to the owner of this place."
Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

"And so is flaunting weapons..."
Dibs, she will one day cook you.....

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

"And so is flaunting weapons..."
"Who's flaunting. I just like to clean my things."
Dibs, she will one day cook you.....
Is it my fault she resorts to violence quickly.
Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

She reaches over and takes whatever liqueur he's drinking.

She did ask first.

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

She did ask first.
Yeah, in a rather *****y manner.
She reaches over and takes whatever liqueur he's drinking.
"Hey, I was drinking that! But whatever, I guess you could use a little hair of the dog more then me." He finishes up with the second one and moves to the third.
Noobs Hyper, got anything to add?
Dragonblaze052
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She dips her finger in it and ignites it, burning out all the alcohol, before sliding it back.
"You can keep it."

DBLACKSTAR
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She dips her finger in it and ignites it, burning out all the alcohol, before sliding it back.
"You can keep it."
He looks at is before speaking in a flat tone, "gee thanks." He takes a swig. "Hey not bad, piss warm though. Think you could do that think with your fingers again, only make it cold?" He asks as he sets the third one down and picks up the fourth one.
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