Name:Tyrenneth "Tye" Player: Locoace5 Age:68 Sex:M Looks:5'3", black stubble on his head, dark blue eyes (look black from afar), a graying goatee Race:Half Elf Class:Monk Alignment- Lawful Evil Level:1 Strength(14) Dexterity(16) Constitution(14) Intelligence(10) Wisdom (16) Charisma(12) Saves:Fortitude(4) Reflex(5) Will(5) Hit points:10 Attack+2 or +0/+0) Damage1d6+4/1d6+4) Armor Class(AC):16 Feats:Stunning fist, Improved Grapple Features:Flurry of blows, Unarmedstrike Skills:Jump,Swim,climb,Tumble Equipment:300 gp and Adventurer's Kit(with everything you need like bedrolls and rations and so on)
This is definitely the best conversation in the whole movie.
Lodge: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CAST?!!!? Gary: Flaming hand of fiery doom! Joanna: On a farmer? Lodge: ...You cast a fourth level spell on a zero level peasant?! Gary: Yeah. Cass: Waffle. Total waffle. *high five*. Lodge: That spell is for killing demons! Joanna: I'm lawful good, am I morally obliged to kill him now? Lodge: What the hell were you thinking?! Gary: I was just trying to get on with the story. Joanna: How are we supposed to trust you? We just met! And the first thing you do, after boinking a stranger in the presence of the king, is to murder a peasant because you were bored?! Gary: I'm chaotic neutral. I'm just playing my alignment. Lodge: Bull...plop, Gary. That was a decidedly evil act. Joanna: I think I am morally obliged to kill him now! Lodge: One more of those, and I'm shifting your alignment to chaotic evil...got it? Gary: ...Got it. *pause* Gary: How much experience do I get for the farmer?
