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Pretend to be a goody goody Paladin recruiting for a Good god.

Which home do you go to

"Hey good lookin, what ya got cookin? *smiles* how's about cooking somethin up with me? Hextor wants YOU *points* to join us, whaddya say?"

What were the three choices, again?

I'm going to eat really quick.

Pelor
Heironiuos
Obad-Hai

"Are you going to ****."

I meant, "are you planning to **** me."

"What? noooo, what do I look like, a pleasure demon? (no joke, that's an actual thing) I am 'the' Supercalifragalisticespialidocious 'Devil', and also a favored priest of Hextor. I am here because Hextor is pleased with your actions, and we would be honored if you would join us in the battle against of our sworn enemy, the half-brother of our most revered god, that goody-goody two-shoes *spits* Heironious! We have cookies..."

She goes to them in that order and tries a bit of Diplomacy. She guises herself as a Paladin of whichever house she is at.

Okay first the house of pelor you knock on the big steel door A cleric of pelor answer Hello May i help You Mam

"Got any souls."

Goody goody voice: "Yes. I was tasked by the Sun Father himself to collect children to be trained under the guidance of his most trusted Radiant Servants. Could you please help in my quest?"

"why have you come to the Childrens home of pelor do you have a child you don't want"

Were you asking me or someone else DBS?
"What do you say to joining The Church of Hextor? I await your answer."

He was asking you, "maybe, it might give me an opportunity to be even cooler than I already am."