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"Ye ain't gonna win. Might as well give up while ye can. Besides, ain't no cows here. This is a Brumak Rodeo!"

Round Four
*Sound of dice rolling*
Popo holds strong, but Percy slipped a little,but even at that it looks like he could go all night. Popo starts to feel a little slurred. (Popo takes 7 damage and Percy takes 16)

Percy:
"Hoo, no used to mate holding after 3, guess I need practice, HAR HAR HAR! What be a Brumak Rodeo?"

Popo waves for another round.
"Well, ye she, itch eich un rodeo, but wish Brumaks."

Round Five
*Sound of dice rolling*
Oh, what are the odds!? Percy is completely unaffected, and Popo eats ****! (Popo takes 30 damage, Percy takes 1!)\\

Percy:
"HAR HAR, looks like I gots me second wind, and ye look about read to keel over. Can't even understand ya mate, yer goin' down!"

"Ja? Velfotchu!"

Round Six
*Sound of dice rolling*
Popo is waving back and forth, but he's holding, Percy is holding too! If Popo's gonna have any hope of winning, he's gonna need to hold till the very end, and not only is that an issue, but he gets a sinking feeling that Percy wasn't kidding when he said this stuff could kill... (Popo takes 8 damage, Percy takes 12)

Percy:
"'Ey mate, why don't ye give in now, if ya keep goin' at this rate, yer liable to kill yerself, and I;m sure yer mates'll be needin' ya when ya don't 'ave a boat to take ya to that island you was talkin' 'bout, HAR HAR HAR!"

He waves for another round.

Demetrius walks up to Helmsman.
"Do you think there's another way to settle this besides them drinking themselves to death?"

I'd try to help you out, Dragon, but cheating would be very, very out of character.

And as far as dying goes...I thought that drinks could only deal nonlethal damage?

It is Thavian Fire (something). I do believe that is what one of the idiots tried to order that back around lvl 4. It deals lethal damage.

Sorry, internet's acting up a little, but I also have some things I need to do, so after this post I'll probably be away for about an hour or so.

The drink actually does fire damage, but this is a mix of rum and Thayvian Fire Juice, known as Thayvian Fire Rum, so it's weaker, but tastier!

Round Seven
*Sound of dice rolling*
Popo takes a hit, but he's still up and running, Percy's Holding strong, but even he's starting to feel his drinks now. (Popo takes 15 damage, Percy takes 9)

Percy:
"Oh, Ish bay stertn ta feal sycc, bu yid basht, *shakes his head* give up now, before I get mad drunk, HAR HAR HAR!"

"Berdengun, lishelmun!"
Bring on the next round! Popo has a ton of Hit Points, so he will outlast this little Hobbit!

He doesn't exactly seem like a weak guy, he actually appears to have quite a few hit points himself.

Round Eight
*Sound of dice rolling*
Popo has a momentary relapse of reason, and comes back strong, but Percy is still holding strong, apparently pretending to be drunk, then acting completely normal. You get the feeling he's mocking you...

Percy:
"oh gersh ay wube keol iv je ciyd obershan bhat im sheein... And if you think I'm drunk now, know that I'M JUST GETTING STARTED, HAR HAR HAR!!!"

Defensive Stance.
"Lightning round!"
He takes five quick shots.

How is Demetrius' conversation with Helmsman going?