ForumsForum GamesDungeons & Dragons 3.5 Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting (Darkside)

18587 1116966
DesertHyena
offline
DesertHyena
2,886 posts
Peasant

Here's the new forum for D&D, I saved you the trouble.
For anyone who wants to join here, see the other D&D forum for information.

  • 18,587 Replies
Dragonblaze052
offline
Dragonblaze052
26,677 posts
Peasant

"He did nothing. In fact, he made us wait before we saved you."

Hypermnestra
offline
Hypermnestra
26,390 posts
Nomad

"Good sir, and what exactly did you do to kill all these Ogres? I am curious to know." In a fake overly interested tone.
"He did nothing. In fact, he made us wait before we saved you."

Demetrius scowls.
"You did nothing to kill them either, Holly. And I did not know who he was. He could have been evil, or in collusion with the giants and pretending to run."
"And if I remember correctly, the group saved you, not the other way around."
Dragonblaze052
offline
Dragonblaze052
26,677 posts
Peasant

Holly threw a Javelin that turned into a Lightning Bolt.
"Like hell I didn't!"

SirNoobalot
offline
SirNoobalot
22,207 posts
Nomad

"And if I remember correctly, the group saved you, not the other way around."


"And the only reason I needed saving was because your friend there *gestures towards Crona* decided it would be fun to poison gas all the Ogres as well as me. You cannot deny that."
Hypermnestra
offline
Hypermnestra
26,390 posts
Nomad

"Like hell I didn't!"

Sorry. I forgot about that.
"Sorry. You did."

"And the only reason I needed saving was because your friend there *gestures towards Crona* decided it would be fun to poison gas all the Ogres as well as me. You cannot deny that."

"Actually, as I recall it, when we found you, you were running away from the Ogres and screaming like a little girl!"
Dragonblaze052
offline
Dragonblaze052
26,677 posts
Peasant

"Think next time you say anything about little girls or this one might show you what they can do."

SirNoobalot
offline
SirNoobalot
22,207 posts
Nomad

And now would be a nice time for DH to be here and explain the tie-in......

"Actually, as I recall it, when we found you, you were running away from the Ogres and screaming like a little girl!" 


"Ogres are a stupid bunch, and I was well capable of saving myself!"
Hypermnestra
offline
Hypermnestra
26,390 posts
Nomad

"Think next time you say anything about little girls or this one might show you what they can do."

"I don't have anything against them. It's just a figure of speech."

"Ogres are a stupid bunch, and I was well capable of saving myself!"

"Really? Then why, pray tell, did you run instead of killing them?"
SirNoobalot
offline
SirNoobalot
22,207 posts
Nomad

I hate ye, DH.

His hand starts glowing like a rainbow :O
"Because they are stupid and would follow a lone target out of a fortress.Any spells I cast in there would wake up everything in there."

Dragonblaze052
offline
Dragonblaze052
26,677 posts
Peasant

Holly grabs him by the wrist. She has a 16 Str, so it isn't a gentle touch...

DesertHyena
offline
DesertHyena
2,886 posts
Peasant

ironically, I jsut got on a few mintues ago, cause I'm feeling a little better.

The tie-in is easy, you were marooned by that last storm, you woke up inside the fort, you escaped, the ogres were chasing you.

SirNoobalot
offline
SirNoobalot
22,207 posts
Nomad

Ah....
Ril tries jerking his hand away.

Dragonblaze052
offline
Dragonblaze052
26,677 posts
Peasant

Holly lets his hand go.
Q: "Calm down."

Hypermnestra
offline
Hypermnestra
26,390 posts
Nomad

"Because they are stupid and would follow a lone target out of a fortress.Any spells I cast in there would wake up everything in there."

"And you kept running long after leaving the castle because...?"
SirNoobalot
offline
SirNoobalot
22,207 posts
Nomad

DH, what was with the screaming and running away.....?

Showing 5131-5145 of 18587