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DesertHyena
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Peasant

Here's the new forum for D&D, I saved you the trouble.
For anyone who wants to join here, see the other D&D forum for information.

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loco5
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i'll go

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

Alright, so where do you want to come in.

loco5
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Peasant

somewhere quiet and nice, like an alleyway or something

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

somewhere quiet and nice, like an alleyway or something
Fine you are in an ally when you are approached by a large burly man, you can't tell his race.
loco5
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if he's specifically looking for me i exclaim "Whaddya want?!"

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Nomad

Have to go for a while.

Hypermnestra
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Nomad

Fine you are in an ally when you are approached by a large burly man, you can't tell his race.

RAPE! **** I SAY!
loco5
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Peasant

****! **** I SAY!



oh god *mind *****
DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

****! **** I SAY!
What?
oh god *mind *****
What?
DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

Loco, he rushes at you and grabs he by your throat and slams you into the wall, this disorients you and he covers your mouth with his other hand.

loco5
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i squirm around and go for my dagger to stab him

Hypermnestra
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Nomad

Fine you are in an ally when you are approached by a large burly man, you can't tell his race.

he rushes at you and grabs he by your throat and slams you into the wall, this disorients you and he covers your mouth with his other hand.

AHHH Loco it's RAPE! RAPE! Quick grab the taser before you end up with the same fate as Marsellus Wallace!
Bwahahahahaha, at least tell me I get extra points for the Pulp Fiction reference when he's never seen it. D
DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

i squirm around and go for my dagger to stab him
His grip tightens as you squirm but you reach yo dagger, where you stab him.
Hypermnestra
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AHHH Loco it's ****! ****! Quick grab the taser before you end up with the same fate as Marsellus Wallace!

WHOA **** Loco don't read that! SPOILERS!
loco5
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where you stab him.


stomach, and go up, then i kick him in the nads (and blow my **** whistle/jk)
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