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DesertHyena
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Peasant

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Hypermnestra
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Nomad

Yeah I'm here.

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

you said i can talk, all i need is a single round
Barely and it is muffled, also you are being choked out so you would need to make a concentration check.
Yeah I'm here.
Good, good.
loco5
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Peasant

Barely and it is muffled, also you are being choked out so you would need to make a concentration check.



****, well wtf can i do? i can't stab him and i can't use spells

should i **** my pants? maybe the smell will drive him away


i bite his arm as hard as i can
Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

Just **** the ****er already.....

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

****, well wtf can i do? i can't stab him and i can't use spells
You can stab him.
should i **** my pants? maybe the smell will drive him away
Maybe.
i bite his arm as hard as i can
You taste the familiar copper flavored fluid as it fills your mouth, he lets go of your throat before nailing you right in the eye, you can breathe again, but your face hurts.
Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

Dibs, it tastes like ****ing iron, not copper..... Put a penny in your mouth and see.....

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

Just **** the ****er already.....
Wait what?
Dibs, it tastes like ****ing iron, not copper..... Put a penny in your mouth and see.....
I have tasted both iron copper and blood, I got to say it tastes like copper to me.
loco5
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Peasant

i kick him in the crotch then run a safe distance away, then i use hypnotism and tell him to tell me why he attacked me

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

i kick him in the crotch then run a safe distance away, then i use hypnotism and tell him to tell me why he attacked me
Somehow you miss his nuts, and he punches you in the other eye, your starting to see stars here.
loco5
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Peasant

Somehow you miss his nuts, and he punches you in the other eye, your starting to see stars here.


i knew it, he doesn't have any

i just book it as fast as i can
DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

i knew it, he doesn't have any
He do.
i just book it as fast as i can
He is holding your face.....
loco5
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Peasant

He is holding your face.....


nother nad kick then
DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

nother nad kick then
This time you hit and he drops you.
loco5
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Peasant

am i still alive? i'm ****ing stabbing his foot

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

am i still alive?
Yes.
i'm ****ing stabbing his foot
You do that, then he kicks you in the face and you go sleepy bye.
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