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DesertHyena
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SirNoobalot
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Tala randomly has 26 gallons of cold *** water pour down on her from above her head.


Is that your final answer?
Hypermnestra
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Q: "Go **** yourself, *****......."
He'll get over this after a while.
"Love you too. And Firebrandy if they have it, Shem.

Shem walks back over to the bar(I assume he has just reached it when the cold water happens). He leans on the counter next to the Million Dollar Man.
"Hello, my good man!" he says, jokingly. "One firebrandy, any drink I haven't tried yet, and the biggest towel or dishcloth you have, please...I'll return it."

Oy Vey.

Oseh shalom!
Dragonblaze052
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Yes, that is what happens. By the time it is done pouring, he is gone and nowhere to be found.

Hypermnestra
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Ruh roh, dis ain't good.

DBLACKSTAR
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"Hello, my good man!" he says, jokingly. "One firebrandy, any drink I haven't tried yet, and the biggest towel or dishcloth you have, please...I'll return it."
The Gnome Laughs, "ha, anything for you, and by the looks of it your friends seem alright also." M:"This round is on me." G:"Really, that's a bit odd for you, but whatever I give up trying to use your logic." He goes and gets your drinks. The odd drink out is a clear liquid.
Hypermnestra
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The Gnome Laughs, "ha, anything for you, and by the looks of it your friends seem alright also." M:"This round is on me." G:"Really, that's a bit odd for you, but whatever I give up trying to use your logic." He goes and gets your drinks. The odd drink out is a clear liquid.

"Thank you, sir," Shem says to the man. "I'd offer to repay your hospitality, but I'm a bit busy at the moment. Maybe later." He smiles, takes the drinks and the cloth, slides the bartender another tip, and walks back to the table.
SirNoobalot
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Tala sits there with a thoughtful.smile and casts Locate creature after a minute has passed.

Dragonblaze052
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The spell points you to a chestnut haired, Elven woman sulking in a booth halfway across the bar.

Hypermnestra
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Shem slides the firebrandy across the table to Tala and sets his own weird drink down as well.
"HEY!" he yells, snapping his finger in front of her face.

DBLACKSTAR
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"Thank you, sir," Shem says to the man. "I'd offer to repay your hospitality, but I'm a bit busy at the moment. Maybe later." He smiles, takes the drinks and the cloth, slides the bartender another tip, and walks back to the table.
"Alright, tell me when you guys are done with your tantrum."
Hypermnestra
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"Alright, tell me when you guys are done with your tantrum."

Shem puts two fingers to his forehead in a mock salute on his way back.

"HEY!" he yells, snapping his finger in front of her face.

Jsyk, he was trying to break her concentration there, while she was casting the spell.
DBLACKSTAR
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Jsyk, he was trying to break her concentration there, while she was casting the spell.
Makes her concentration save.
Hypermnestra
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Makes her concentration save.

****. Keeps trying, unless he has no chance.
SirNoobalot
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The spell points you to a chestnut haired, Elven woman sulking in a booth halfway across the bar.


Tala snaps from her thoughtful stance and downs the Firebrandy in one large swig, before it can set in, she gets up, walks around the tavern so as to stay out of the Elf woman's line of sight, picks up the neqrest bar stool and breaks it over the Elf's head; she then feints a drunken stumble and catches herself on a table.
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Noobs, it is ****ed hard to avoid somebody's gaze when they have +27 Spot.....

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