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DesertHyena
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Dragonblaze052
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Noobs, can you hurry up and give Dibs what he wants so we can kill these *****es?

DBLACKSTAR
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Noobs, can you hurry up and give Dibs what he wants so we can kill these *****es?
He still hasn't given me what I need.
Jesus Christ I am out of shape.
DBLACKSTAR
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Alright I am here and to sum up the last round. One is extra crispy, Noobs stood up, Hyper hit him right in the kisser, and My guy killed the one he was pounding on.
Sorry for the wait, my arms really got a work out with the guys today and they are tired.

Dragonblaze052
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Does that mean that we killed two and only one is left?

Sorry for the wait, my arms really got a work out with the guys today and they are tired.

Nobody here needed to know that.....
DBLACKSTAR
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Does that mean that we killed two and only one is left?
No it means one is dead and two is left.
Nobody here needed to know that.....
What, I like to give reasons for when I am not here.
Dragonblaze052
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Then you know what I do.

Dibs, reread the highlighted section.....

DBLACKSTAR
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Then you know what I do.
Yeah, and I forgot to mention Hyper got ***** slapped, and her face bitten, for 40 points of damage.
Dibs, reread the highlighted section.....
What, I met some guys at the gym, it gets busy there this time of night.
Dragonblaze052
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Wasn't that the turn before this one?

What, I met some guys at the gym, it gets busy there this time of night.

What did I just tell you? There is a little girl here and you're talking about that!?
DBLACKSTAR
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Wasn't that the turn before this one?
No, the turn before this one was just one ***** slap, this one was an upgrayedd ***** slap, two ds for a double dose, and a face bite.
What did I just tell you? There is a little girl here and you're talking about that!?
What, is it wrong that I try to make a few friends.
SirNoobalot
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I gots ky weapons, armor and poison all done, and still working on misc crap and recalculating the cost of every singoe outfit. How much would Assassin robes (Somewhere between Ninja Gaiden and Assassin's Creed) cost?

DBLACKSTAR
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I gots ky weapons, armor and poison all done, and still working on misc crap and recalculating the cost of every singoe outfit. How much would Assassin robes (Somewhere between Ninja Gaiden and Assassin's Creed) cost?
Why are you the only one that is so, so, jewish. It will be about 20GP for some nice ones.
Dragonblaze052
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So Shem is being repeatedly slapped and bitten by mutant Baby Kongs? Sucks for him.....

Dibs, we don't want to know about your buddies.....

DBLACKSTAR
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So Shem is being repeatedly slapped and bitten by mutant Baby Kongs? Sucks for him.....
Pretty much, and he gonna be on yo *** next turn. And my guy got slapped and bitten also.
Dibs, we don't want to know about your buddies.....
I don't see what the big deal is, you talked about yo friends.
DBLACKSTAR
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Okay if yall aint playing, them I'ma get a sammich and get some milk in me.

Hypermnestra
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Shem casts cure moderate wounds on himself.

And Dibs, think about what you just said with the perverted part of your mind. I don't think that's what he actually meant, though, Dragon.

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