And Dibs, think about what you just said with the perverted part of your mind. I don't think that's what he actually meant, though, Dragon.
Which one, getting dinner, or trying to make new friends?
Shem casts cure moderate wounds on himself.
Shem casts cure moderate wounds on himself.
You heal for 25. But the monkey pounds you for another 40. Dragon gets smacked around for 42, and the thing is barely alive, literally barely standing. Until my guy uses what looks like faerie fire from his ring and the thing drops over dead.
Alright, and considering this is only one, we can assume it pounds someone one or two more times and then it falls over dead, probably extra crispy also.
After the last one falls down: She shifts back to her chestnut haired Elf form (automatically healing 13 Hit Points). "Is everybody alright?"
Well lets see the monkey actually got two more rounds of attacking in, he had init, and he hit my guy both times, what an *******, and my guy is barely standing. "I've been better."
"That you're alright. Do you want me to heal you?"
"Well, if it's not too much trouble. I forgot to stock up on any healing ointments and such." He is barely standing, he is at 0. Is it wrong that I like Mayo?
There were these two girls at my old school who hated mayo so ****ing much it was disturbing. They literally shrieked whenever you took a packet near them, and they argued that since people who were allergic to peanut butter(as in, anaphylactic shock if exposed to peanut butter) got a peanut-butter-free table, they should get their own mayo table. No lie.
"How much do you need?" She holds her hands up and they begin to glow faintly with the spell she is preparing.
Hey Dragon, what are your spells? I wonder if we could like coordinate our spell list.
It's a trap!
Are you serious? I have the worst ****ing luck...
Yeah, sorry bout that, but you just suck.
There were these two girls at my old school who hated mayo so ****ing much it was disturbing. They literally shrieked whenever you took a packet near them, and they argued that since people who were allergic to peanut butter(as in, anaphylactic shock if exposed to peanut butter) got a peanut-butter-free table, they should get their own mayo table. No lie.
Holy crap, I was just talking about the stereotype
