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DesertHyena
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Here's the new forum for D&D, I saved you the trouble.
For anyone who wants to join here, see the other D&D forum for information.

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SirNoobalot
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I'm straightening something out that may determine my action.

DBLACKSTAR
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Noobs, are you going to do anything?
He already is, hes doing some of that puff puff give if you know what I mean.
Dibs, I've already stated that I bought hot sauce that I had to sign a legal waiver for.....
I know, I meant the others.
DBLACKSTAR
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I'm straightening something out that may determine my action.
Haha, dirty pun.
Dragonblaze052
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Noobs, I'm starting to get tired of waiting..... Are you ****ing done yet?

DBLACKSTAR
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Noobs, I'm starting to get tired of waiting..... Are you ****ing done yet?
Yeah I really think he went to sleep.
Hypermnestra
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They both take there tip.

What next?
*Jeopardy music plays*
DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

The Champ is here! And I CAME TO PLAY!

What next?
*Jeopardy music plays*
The kitty cat brings you your meal, in a few trips, still just as flirty.
Hypermnestra
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The kitty cat brings you your meal, in a few trips, still just as flirty.

Wait, does she like das cleric now? I no comprende.

Shem thanks her, tips again, and starts eating. He paces himself at first.
Seriously though, eating contests are so disgusting...it's not a real skill, and it's just awful to think that some people are stuffing themselves to the point that they puke while some people are starving to death. I don't mean to guilt trip or anything, but sometimes it just seems wrong.
DBLACKSTAR
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Wait, does she like das cleric now? I no comprende.
It's a new day, a new generation.
Shem thanks her, tips again, and starts eating. He paces himself at first.
She happily takes it, and bows and leaves. The food is pretty good, the crab tastes fresh and the stew is delicious. How the hell do you roll for stuffing your face at record speed?
Seriously though, eating contests are so disgusting...it's not a real skill, and it's just awful to think that some people are stuffing themselves to the point that they puke while some people are starving to death. I don't mean to guilt trip or anything, but sometimes it just seems wrong.
Hey, I can stand your guys political discussions cause there interesting but when yall get preachy I draw the line. But yeah not a big fan of them, but they do make me hungry and feel like I never want to eat ever again at the same time.
Dragonblaze052
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Hyper, she's been flirting with him since he sat down the day before ingame.....

Hypermnestra
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She happily takes it, and bows and leaves. The food is pretty good, the crab tastes fresh and the stew is delicious. How the hell do you roll for stuffing your face at record speed?

Uh...something with Constitution, mebbe?

Hyper, she's been flirting with him since he sat down the day before ingame.....

Nein, according to Dibs she was acting flirty to get the attention of the other table.
DBLACKSTAR
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Uh...something with Constitution, mebbe?
Reflex/Con/Fort?
Nein, according to Dibs she was acting flirty to get the attention of the other table.
You are correct sir.
Hypermnestra
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Reflex/Con/Fort?

Hmm...how about a Dex DC check to see how fast you stuff it down, and a Fort check to see how long you keep it down? xP
Dragonblaze052
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How about it is just a DC 16 Check with no modifiers or associated Skills/Attributes so we can continue?

DBLACKSTAR
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How about it is just a DC 16 Check with no modifiers or associated Skills/Attributes so we can continue?
Nope, it's gonna be a reflex/dex and fort save.
Hmm...how about a Dex DC check to see how fast you stuff it down, and a Fort check to see how long you keep it down? xP
That's what I was thinking also.
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