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DesertHyena
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Peasant

Here's the new forum for D&D, I saved you the trouble.
For anyone who wants to join here, see the other D&D forum for information.

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Hypermnestra
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Nomad

All right, then roll that ****.
This has the potential to be very embarrassing.
Did you hear that crap about Stephen Colbert running for prez? Trololololol, not even possible.

DBLACKSTAR
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Did you hear that crap about Stephen Colbert running for prez? Trololololol, not even possible.
Yes yes I did, he would make as good a president as Gary Busey.
This has the potential to be very embarrassing.
Yes it does.
All right, then roll that ****.
Alright, well hes doing pretty good then at 37 minutes, he passes out in a food coma.
Dragonblaze052
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Dibs, you said that it would take 15 minutes.....

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

Dibs, you said that it would take 15 minutes.....
What?
Hypermnestra
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Nomad

Dibs, you said that it would take 15 minutes.....

He said that it would take fifteen minutes for the food to cook.

Alright, well hes doing pretty good then at 37 minutes, he passes out in a food coma.

Well, it's a helluva lot better than throwing up.
What was the DC? Out of curiosity.
DBLACKSTAR
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He said that it would take fifteen minutes for the food to cook.
Yeah it cooked, was brought to you, you eat and then you chow down and after 37 minutes you pass out with a little more then half of the food finished.
What was the DC? Out of curiosity.
It increases the more you eat and the faster you eat. At thirty seven minutes with a little more then half it was 29. It was a lot of food.
Well, it's a helluva lot better than throwing up.
I guess.
Hypermnestra
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Nomad

It increases the more you eat and the faster you eat. At thirty seven minutes with a little more then half it was 29. It was a lot of food.

Wow. I thought that it would top out at 25. xP

Anyway, nao we move on plox?
DBLACKSTAR
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Anyway, nao we move on plox?
Alright, well she keeps trying to seduce you and other things happen. But what the fudge is you all doing. Also don't you want to know what happened while you were passed out along.
Wow. I thought that it would top out at 25. xP
Yeah, no.
Hypermnestra
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Nomad

Also don't you want to know what happened while you were passed out along.

Sure, tell me.

Yeah, no.

Huh. That must have been a lot of food.
DBLACKSTAR
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Sure, tell me.
You don't want to know.
Huh. That must have been a lot of food.
It was, but it was all tasty.
Hypermnestra
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Nomad

You don't want to know.

Knowing how sick and twisted your mind is, I almost don't. But now I do. So spill, let's hear it.

It was, but it was all tasty.

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/nomnomnom_road.jpg
DBLACKSTAR
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Knowing how sick and twisted your mind is, I almost don't. But now I do. So spill, let's hear it.
I thought you were the one that said I'm not sick and twisted.
OM NOM NOM NOM
Bring it on.
Hypermnestra
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Nomad

I thought you were the one that said I'm not sick and twisted.

I was, what I said just now was a joke.
So come on, let's hear it.
DBLACKSTAR
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I was, what I said just now was a joke.
Alright, at least you know I'm just misunderstood.
So come on, let's hear it.
Well you wake up in your room with an odd smell.
Hypermnestra
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Well you wake up in your room with an odd smell.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iCc0q9URdds/S3H5qm5-hTI/AAAAAAAAAM8/SXsDOjOwfds/S660/shamwowfail.jpg
But also...
http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1060/5124699989_a414738d44.jpg
Is anything about the room different? What's the smell like?

The waitress is a pervert right? That's what it is, isn't it?
Or someone peed on das cleric while he was sleeping. That is also possible.
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