I know that these NPCs don't pose a threat to me But I gotta kill kill something right now and this'll have to do
What I may never know is the place of the maze In which I would've erased some ****ing fairies from space I neglected to ask before I killed the last dairy farmer who knew.
Indiscriminate Murder is Counter-Productive, by Machinae Supremacy.
Anyone who've, for example, played Fallout and "accidentally" killed a quest giver can relate to this, I guess. Best part about the song is how happy it sounds, while the lyrics are about slaughtering NPCs.
'I know I'm supposed to be all 'The One', but I have too much fun, killing everyone'... Same song.
The original was made by Richard Rodgers and Lorenz Hart in 1934. Frank Sinatra did a cover on it. But I like Frank Sinatra's version better. I like Gene Kelly also.
Oh, goes to show what I know about that song. Glad to see a fellow Gene Kelly enthusiast, you ever watch Fred Astaire (I never have...)
Indiscriminate Murder is Counter-Productive, by Machinae Supremacy. Anyone who've, for example, played Fallout and "accidentally" killed a quest giver can relate to this, I guess. Best part about the song is how happy it sounds, while the lyrics are about slaughtering NPCs.
Geez, sounds like something out of a nasty D&D game, maybe?
I got some lyrics that really get stuck in my head, and I can't help but sing them out loud, sometimes without the music! It's Dare to Be Stupid by Weird Al Yankovic, here's the lyrics:
Put down that chainsaw and listen to me It's time for us to join in the fight It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys It's time to let the bedbugs bite
You better put all your eggs in one basket You better count your chickens before they hatch You better sell some wine before it's time You better find yourself an itch to scratch
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wipple's not around Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan
Talk with your mouth full Bite the hand that feeds you Bite off more than you can chew What can you do Dare to be stupid
Take some wooden nickles Look for Mr. Goodbar Get your mojo working now I'll show you how You can dare to be stupid
You can turn the other cheek You can just give up the ship You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip
Dare to be stupid Come on and dare to be stupid It's so easy to do Dare to be stupid We're all waiting for you Let's go
It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill So can I have a volunteer There's no more time for crying over spilled milk Now it's time for crying in your beer
Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet And party 'till you're broke and they drag you away It's OK, you can dare to be stupid
It's like spitting on a fish It's like barking up a tree It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free
Dare to be stupid (yes) Why don't you dare to be stupid It's so easy to do Dare to be stupid We're all waiting for you Dare to be stupid
Burn your candle at both ends Look a gift horse in the mouth Mashed potatos can be your friends
You can be a coffee achiever You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver The future's up to you So what you gonna do
Dare to be stupid Dare to be stupid What did I say Dare to be stupid Tell me, what did I say Dare to be stupid It's alright Dare to be stupid We can be stupid all night Dare to be stupid Come on, join the crowd Dare to be stupid Shout it out loud Dare to be stupid I can't hear you Dare to be stupid OK, I can hear you now Dare to be stupid Let's go, Dare to be stupid Dare to be stupid Dare to be stupid.... (fadeout)
The song is really catchy but the music video (which is a "style" parody of Devo) is funny! Here's a link, tell me what you think:
I want to be the minority I don't need your authority Down with the moral majority 'Cause I want to be the minority
I pledge allegiance to the underworld One nation under dark There of which I stand alone A face in the crowd Unsung, against the mold Without a doubt Singled out The only way I know
I want to be the minority I don't need your authority Down with the moral majority 'Cause I want to be the minority
Stepped out of the line Like a sheep runs from the herd Marching out of time To my own beat now The only way I know
One light, one mind Flashing in the dark Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts "For crying out loud" she screamed unto me A free for all **** 'em all You are your own sight
I want to be the minority I don't need your authority Down with the moral majority 'Cause I want to be the minority
Any song that has slow riffs, melodic instruments and a positive or sad theme to it I absolutely must sing. Those type of songs are just moving and inspirational, I love em
The wind is in our sails, and fate is on our side So raise the Jolly Roger and sail into the night We're warriors of steel upon the Spanish Main No quarter for the poseurs, we'll bring 'em death and pain
'Heavy Metal Pirates' by Alestorm
Your corruption is like A cancer growing inside You owe the world an apology You've been taught all your life That truth is easy to hide You'll face your judgment another day And suffer eternally
'Innocence' by Disturbed
Hey, hey I'm gonna ride insane And at the moment life starts to burn I'm gonna ride this sunset to the grave
'Ride Insane' by Sevendust
'Oh! I feel sick, got a bone to pick the little men! that complicate it all, So beyond the pale that I'm tickin' like a time bomb Oh! I feel sick like I wanna spit the little men Lying to us all So beyond the pale that I'm rippin' like a chainsaw!'
(Regard your soldiers as your children and they will follow you into the deepest battles. Look upon them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you. Even unto death.)
As the turn of the tide, It is our turn to rise, With the force of a union at war! March over mountains on our way to the North, On the road that will lead us to Rome!
Our way. Will not be easy! It will take us through hardship and pain. Hill after hill, breakin' the lines of defense,
Head on North!
Mile after mile, Our march carries on, No army may stop our approach! Fight side by side, Many nations unite, At the shadow of Monte Cassino!
We'll fight and die together, as we head for The Valley of Death!
Destiny calls! We'll not surrender or fail...
To arms under one banner! As a unit we stand. And united we fall, As one fighting together! Bringin' an end to the slaughter, Winds are changin', Head on North!
Head North! Head on North! Times are changin'! Head on North!
To arms under one banner! As a unit we stand. And united we fall, As one fighting together! Bringin' an end to the slaughter, Winds are changin', Head on North!
This one is called Union by Sabaton. Definitely recommend looking them up and the song--if you like standard Metal!
