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In the beginning, God made the television
But the television was without form, and that screen that you get when there's no signal was on all the time.
And God said, "Let there be channels" and there were channels.
And God saw that the channels were good, and divided them from each other.
(This is where it starts to break down)

Haha - reality show...the whole idea of Earth being a reality show is contradictory, because if it were, it wouldn't be reality.

The motto of televisionism:

Let there be Lights, Camera, ACTION!

One day the fireplace channel tried to corrupt Jesus the repairman

One day the fireplace channel tried to corrupt Jesus the repairman

This is just another attempt by Pam to make us deviate from the true path.

Bad actors get tossed into the fireplace but are never burned entirely.

Wait a minute ... I'm picking up a signal from God.

What is he showing you?!

Its divine inspiration surpassed my ability to comprehend what he was trying to say.

that's crazy.... you're so lucky!

Here's how I recount it.

It was something like - Einfach ... Einfach, here I am
Draw not nigh hither: put off thy shoes from off thy feet, for the place whereon thou standest is a holy movie set.

I am the God of thy father, the God of E1337, the God of Squidbears, and the God of Maverick4.

That there... thats deep... we should write a book..

He also told me that the scriptwriter had written in a terrible flood into the script and that I need to build a ship and put a bunch of animals on it and stuff - it sounds like a TON of work, and I'm too lazy *yawn*.

thats a very strange thing to ask... i wouldnt do it either.