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Matt121
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Shepherd

Like many religions some friends and i thought of this. Earth is Gods faverate sitcom and Jesus is the TV repair man.

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Einfach
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Nomad

thats a very strange thing to ask... i wouldnt do it either.


He said that without it, the TV repairman will never arrive to fix the TV. I'm in a difficult situation.
Einfach
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Nomad

Try to sleep through it. That solves everything.

Life would be so much better if we could watch TV instead of sleeping.
MasterC2010
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Shepherd

question though, does this tv get the playboy channel?

if god created everything as a channel, then we can assume that he did.
AnaLoGMunKy
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Blacksmith

Is it just me or is this all a bit Terry Pratchett?

Einfach
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Nomad

question though, does this tv get the playboy channel?

It's no wonder people's prayers are rarely answered, then! He's too busy watching this!
Squidbears
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Nomad

It's no wonder people's prayers are rarely answered, then! He's too busy watching this!

It makes so much more sense now!
Asherlee
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Shepherd

I shall always be a Breakfastarian.

This is blasphemy!

Maverick4
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Peasant

This is blasphemy!


You took the words right out of George's Mouth.
Squidbears
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Nomad

[url=http://wikiality.wikia.com/Bearism]

dont mess with the bears

MageGrayWolf
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Farmer

As God watched tv he found nothing good one. So God threw the tv into a lake. Realizing his mistake he salvaged what he could of the tv and rebuilt it, but there was still nothing good on.

Matt121
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Shepherd

At the the end of time of time, God shall through out the Tv and replace it will a new Hd one

Squidbears
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Nomad

cause the 3d ones are dumb :P

Einfach
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Nomad

The remotes of the apocalypse will arrive, and people will be judged once and for all!

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