Eh, most likely I would die a slow and horrible death. However if that didn't happen immediately upon occupation of our planet I would hide out in remote areas and live off of the land and wait for an opportunity to strike at the leadership of the aliens.
i would throw a.... a..... a booger!theyll be infected from snot and die!
This actually makes more sense than you might think. If they were from another planet, they'd most likely not have encountered many of our diseases before, and a simple sneeze could give them a cold, which in turn could kill them. Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't something similar happen when Europeans first came to America? Their most common diseases killed the natives because they had no resistance to them.
yes, iMogwai, you are correct, and i would walk up to them and they would be like duhh because there so smart there stupid. then i will take their mother ship, have babys (lol) then have an army then use there arsenal against them
I would ask to see their leader, but give them no choice but to say yes of course. Once I meet him face to face I would ask him why he was invading our planet. He would most likely reply with a standard protocol based response such as "To destroy you all." At this exact moment I would pull out out a boombox. The aliens might laugh at first but they have not yet seen what I did there. Without warning I will activate the TURBO BASS and they have no choice but to bust out their mad dog alien dancing skills. This will leave them vulnerable to my clever remarks and sharply edged wit. And because of this I will convince them to spare us all and become great friends with their leader, playing chess with him every Thursday.
Isnt it obvious? Get my two assault riifles, assemble a band of guys who are not even NEARLY as awesome as me, hide in a bunker, and just use geurrilla warfare until i came up with an epic plan involving nukes. Simple.
Imma go with the boombox idea. Break dancing compilation over the rule of Earth. Maybe a rap battle. Really hard for the first because what if they have tentaCOOLS. The second would be easy if they speak in Blarg.
