ForumsThe TavernIf the world was invaded by super smart ******bag aliens, what would you do?

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pratchu
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I would run for the nearest can of water and throw it on them. after all, dochebag aliens are obviously weak to water right?

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jabello11
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I would like to die.

Pedro97
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I would like to die.


Why it, you can always defeat them by using the secret army of dinosaurs that are hidden, waiting to kill the aliens.
pratchu
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or you can simply throw spuds or boogers at them

Joe96
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Well, since everyone knows that all power-crazy space aliens can't stand Justin Bieber...

SuperRaven
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I'd tie them up into a chair, make them watch educational shows then make them listen to... Justin Bieber

pratchu
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no SuperRaven, make them watch reruns of the hills or.... JEDWARD!

DTheGuy
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i would show them the horrors of japan.

GhostOfMatrix
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I would just hide in a bomb shelter of some sort or move from state to state constantly.

pratchu
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i would show them the horrors of japan.


dude, that is just racist. japan is making all of the lead tech today
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I would get Justin beiber and remember to bring those noise cancelling earmuffs and say if he sings baby he can save the world. if he fails, nothings better then a 50 cal machine gun

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I would befriend the creatures so I could take a sweet ride far far away on the mother ship.

keeton52
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I would befriend the creatures so I could take a sweet ride far far away on the mother ship.


Didn't your mom ever tell you not to go with strangers? What if they're perverted? *Points back to THE HORRORS OF JAPAN*
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Hey I wouldn't be bad mouthin an Administrator!!!

But i would get a pretty big gun and a whole lot of ammo, and show them who's planet this is!!!

Pedro97
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I would befriend the creatures so I could take a sweet ride far far away on the mother ship.


Where is the mother ship?? I want to enter the ship too. If there is no place anymore I would stay and fight with the army of elephants with mini-guns. I hate aliens and I hate the most Alien movies.
keeton52
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Hey I wouldn't be bad mouthin an Administrator!!!


Dude, come on. I wouldn't bad mouth someone I respect. What oh boy did I say that. It wasn't bad mouthing and clearly a joking and sarcastic response. Stop kissing up just because they have higher power.

I hate aliens and I hate the most Alien movies.


Which aliens are you talking about? The movies usually do suck.
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