Force absorb + protect -> Sith can't do nuts with their powers.
Nice word choice, considering knuts are currency for both Galactic and Harry Potter economies :P
I would be Sith only for the fact that I would be able to study under Darth Terranus, the only Sith in the movies that actually has a style and form to his lightsabre duels. I would be able to slay the Ewoks...with style!