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It's time to kick *** and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum

If all else fails use fire.

Please with C. Please sell me something. Please, with C

''ZETTA BEAM!!!''
Zetta - Makai Kingdom

''And that's my grandson, what was his name again?''
Professor Oak - Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow

5. Price: The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is it's last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury, not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take... inventory. Outgunned. Outnumbered. Out of our minds on a suicide mission, but the sands and rocks here stained with thousands of years of warfare... they will remember us for this. Because out of all our vast array of nightmares, this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go forward like a breath exhaled from the Earth. With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: We will kill him.

Remember: No Russian.

General Shepherd: Get up, Private Allen! Rangers lead the way!

This is for the record. History is written by the victor. History is filled with liars. If he lives and we die, his truth becomes written-and ours is lost. Shepherd will a hero. 'Cause all you need to change the world is one good lie and a river of blood. He's about to complete the greatest trick a liar ever played on history... But only if he lives, and we die.

Shut up you Commie Pig! --Bowman shortly before being pwn'd with a pipe

STAY AWAY FROM MY VODKA! --Nikolai

The enemy has captured our flog! --Russian MP

The endless cries of the dead are so... EROTIC, ja! --Richtenhofen

I love in "destroy all humans" Krypto's quote about Earth beings "They eat with their mouths? I think I'm going to be violently ill".

Time to Halo it up.

"Dear Humanity... We regret being alien *******s. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-*** fleet!"

I'm a thief... but I keep what I steal."

That voice in my head... Sounds hot."

ENEMY AC130 ABOVE!!!

Russian Multiplayer Announcer in MW2

[/i]Nothing is true, everything is permitted.[/i]

Altair in Assassins Creed

Also another one i like is:

For the revival of the unfitest.

Richtofen in Black Ops.

How do you say... Thank you in idiot?
~Black Ops Russian voice on Zombie map

ok im not sure those are the exact quotes but i love this one:
"if you cant remember something, its like it never happened. also, you cant remember something that never happened. try too hard to remember and your memory might lie to you"

kingdom hearts chain of memories

~Black Ops Russian voice on Zombie map

This isn't a video game (atleast not where I got it from) but I think it deserves to be quoted:

"THIS IS SPARTA!" - True Story
Well, maybe not in those words but..

- H

"I can hardly believe it! This is the Anvil of Fury - Good work, my friend. Now we'll show those *******s that there are no weapons in Hell more deadly than those made by men!"

--Griswold, Diablo

"Griswold can't sell his anvil. What will he do then? And I'd be angry too if someone took my anvil!!"

--Farnham the Drunk, Diablo

Hehehe, Farnham the Drunk. He was the best source of comedy relief in the dark game that was Diablo.

Bioshock time.

Now would you kindly go get stepped on by a big daddy?-Frank Fontaine

A man chooses, a slave obeys.-Andrew Ryan

OBEEEEEEY!-Andrew Ryan

Now would you kindly head up to Ryan's office and kill the son of *****.-Atlas

I can't believe there is no Mass Effect's quotes here

"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!"-Harbinger

"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store in the Citidal"

"I had reach but she had flexibility..." - Garrus

"This is all Joker's fault!What a tool he was!I have to spend all day computering pi because he plugged in the Overlord!" - Joker

I can't believe there is no Mass Effect's quotes here
"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!"-Harbinger
"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store in the Citidal"
"I had reach but she had flexibility..." - Garrus
"This is all Joker's fault!What a tool he was!I have to spend all day computering pi because he plugged in the Overlord!" - Joker