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thecattygrl
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Put the stupidest laws you know here:

In New York, it's illegal to greet someone by putting your thumb to your nose and wiggling your fingers.

In California, it's illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.

In New York, there is a $20 fine for flirting.

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WinteryTrance
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It's illegal to carry Kinder Surprise Eggs into or out of U.S. borders with a fine of up to approximately $300 if caught...

BluePortal
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Gravity.

Why can't we fly around?

I'm being serious. It would change man kind if there was no gravity. Imagine the things you could do. The time efficiency.

It'd be pretty awesome.

urbanwolf232
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it is illigal to have any animals mate 50 metres from town,i cant remember witch state it was.

thecattygrl
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These are great guys!

In Flordia, it's illegal to buy a hat without your husband trying it on first.

urbanwolf232
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In Flordia, it's illegal to buy a hat without your husband trying it on first.


lol! nice one
Pedro97
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In Ohio, it is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.

In South Carolina, dance halls may not operate on Sundays.

thecattygrl
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In Montana, it's illegal to eat ice-cream while walking a dog on a Sunday.

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I believe there is a law in a Texas town that is incredibly redundant. It goes: It is illegal to use illicit drugs.

Joe96
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I'm being serious. It would change man kind if there was no gravity. Imagine the things you could do. The time efficiency.

There would have to be at least a little gravity so we wouldn't just float into space. Also, if there was low gravity, people's muscles would atrophy severely and we would be practically skeletons.
It would be kind of cool to fly around, though.
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I read a book (pretty sure it's the Book Of Lists), and I found about 8 weird laws there.

Here are a couple:

Somewhere in California, you can't ride bikes in swimming pools.

Somewhere (I believe it was Georgia?) you can't eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.

I think it was in Kansas, but there was a law saying you can't sleep on a fridge outdoors.

Strange, isn't it?

Microe
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In texas you can rope a thief that steals your horse and hang him.

sambam
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In new jersey it's illigal to kill someone while your whearing a bullet proof vest.

thecattygrl
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What if you're a boy? What if you don't have a husband? These laws are freaking me out!

Then your brother has to try it on.

thecattygrl
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In New York, it is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing âbody hugging clothingâ.

In New York, it is against the law to throw a ball at someoneâs head for fun.

In New York, while riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

In New York, slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.

In Alaska, while it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

In Arizona, donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

In California, no vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

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In Connecticut, you can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

In Wyoming, it is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.

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