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MageGrayWolf
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I'm sitting here joining in on a Blogtv charity. And we just made a god.

This God is a Rainbow colored Brazilian shemale, that wields a Dildo that shoots lighting. This God is not racist or vengeful, and there is no afterlife.

The commandments of this god is as follows
1. Think for yourself
2. sort your own **** out
3. no killing
4. no stealing

This god doesn't care if you honor your parents or not, doesn't care if you lie, doesn't care if you covet your neighbors *** and doesn't care if you commit adultery.

So in under an hour that's what a bunch of atheists in a charity can come up with by commity.

Oh, and thanks to artistic rendering this god has no pants.

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wil4813
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Kingjac11 I want to be in your new religion! In all fairness the new atheist God is way better than any other god I've ever heard of. Good job MageGrayWolf!!

Avorne
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I love watching some of the reactions here - it's the same reason that I read the hate mail on the site for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster... some people take things waaay too seriously.

wil4813
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Haha, Avorne your totally right.

Graham
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I'm unsure of this god's existence.

I will remain undecided.

>:B

NoNameC68
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Hypocrisy, atheists don't believe in a superior being, therefore the entire process of making your shemale God was flawed.


Not if it's for the lulz.

This God is a Rainbow colored Brazilian shemale, that wields a Dildo that shoots lighting. This God is not racist or vengeful, and there is no afterlife.


If the God is not racist or vengful, what's the point in her shooting lighting out of a dildoooooh... okay... I think I know why... kinky.
delossantosj
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Dude we made it up.


lol yes i get the satire. its funny. highly innacurate to monothiestic religions and how they got there start but still funny :P
Sonatavarius
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this is somewhat random... and not your normal style mage

is the sex toy indicative of the god being one of fertility?

Dragonblaze052
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Yes, very, VERY kinky.

HahiHa
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Your idol is not a match for The Noodly One. He made pasta, He made pirates, He made strippers, and His noodly appendages outplay your static toy relic no problem.
RAmen

I totally agree with Avorne, serious replies to such threads are always so funny^^

MageGrayWolf
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this is somewhat random... and not your normal style mage


I wasn't the only one involved in it's development. The idea was proposed and hosted by dprjones and voted on either through a series of polls or thumbs up or down by about 300 people.
dprjones was only hosting for about an hour so we only had that time to come up with it.
michael96412
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the best religion would be if u make the believers donate cash every week ^^

wil4813
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the best religion would be if u make the believers donate cash every week ^^

Haha, isn't that pretty much what Christians do?? They pass around that stupid hat thing and you have to put money in it.
dily213
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You guys gotta calm down obviously it's a joke.

wil4813
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You guys gotta calm down obviously it's a joke.

Yes, and a very funny joke at that.
Kyouzou
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Indeed. I'm somewhat curious, why does the shemale need a dildo...oh right the lightning, never mind.

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