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MageGrayWolf
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I'm sitting here joining in on a Blogtv charity. And we just made a god.

This God is a Rainbow colored Brazilian shemale, that wields a Dildo that shoots lighting. This God is not racist or vengeful, and there is no afterlife.

The commandments of this god is as follows
1. Think for yourself
2. sort your own **** out
3. no killing
4. no stealing

This god doesn't care if you honor your parents or not, doesn't care if you lie, doesn't care if you covet your neighbors *** and doesn't care if you commit adultery.

So in under an hour that's what a bunch of atheists in a charity can come up with by commity.

Oh, and thanks to artistic rendering this god has no pants.

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wil4813
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Tacky you forgot the ninth commandment!

wil4813
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Never mind you got it!

TackyCrazyTNT
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10. Thou shalt feel love for all that is both Sandwich and Non-Sandwich.

I love all you guys, by the way. For keeping this thing going. :P

wil4813
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How could we let such an awesome thread die?! Love you too Tacky!

Einfach
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You know what - I like it.

It's rainbow-colored, transcending color.
It's a shemale, transcending gender.

It even transcends the afterlife!!!

However, can you explicitly (but not explicitly, just unambiguously) define stealing and killing? Is "letting someone die" killing them?

MageGrayWolf
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Looking back in my notes I missed a commandment.

5. Thou shalt not have slaves

vovaivlev199
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why do you make new gods if we have already enough gods

darkrai097
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We dont have enough. The Christians have, like, one and a half, and the
others have a number that Im too lazy to count.
Sorry about the grammatical errors, the stupid keyboard is screwy and Im not enough of a geek to figure out how to fix it.

wil4813
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Lets not debate on here anymore please, we are discussing serious matters and we don't need any debates, that is what the WERP is for.

thisisnotanalt
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Easy, the gay kama sutra is! Blessed be the bonobo position!


Does the bonobo position involve penis-fighting to climb ranks in the gay primate clan, or swinging from vines while making loud noises?
TackyCrazyTNT
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Oh, no, alt. We are currently focusing on the Sandwich area of the God. Not the Dildo section. We might work on that later, but I'm not going to be in charge of that one.

wil4813
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Haha we have to master one part of the god first.

TackyCrazyTNT
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Of course we do. :P
Oh, no the Sandwich God is fading here from lack of support.

TackyCrazyTNT
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Oh, my Sandwich God, I think I'm traumatized for life.

MageGrayWolf
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I see you are of little faith of the Magic sandwich that cures cancer.
Behold!
What else but a magic sandwich could have it's own bi-weekly blogtv show!
http://www.blogtv.com/People/MagicSandwich
It is so magical that it also has it's own Youtube Channel!
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheMagicSandwichShow

The Magic Sandwich that cures cancer was brought to us by the Prophet DonExodus who by poll was determined, that if he was a plant, he would be a pretty pink pansy.

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