ForumsThe TavernSo long, and thanks for all the lulz (Cormyn's Trolling of AG)

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cormyn
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Things reached a breaking point today with the whole "fire a mod" thing, and I'm done playing. I'm packing up my toys, and I'm going home. Literally. I'm packing my desk, and going home. Enough of this BS.

I had given my unlisted phone number to the moderators over Christmas for emergency contact purposes, and one of them thought it would be funny to start subscribing me to paid SMS services and other subscription phone call services like surveys or some crap. Of course, none of them had the spine to give me *their* phone numbers for contact purposes, so it's not like I can call each of them to find out who it was. I have a suspicion it was Cenere or Zophia in Europe because the calls are coming really late at night -- apparently AG needs better screening on the maturity level of its moderators. Like I don't get enough sleep at night already with a newborn...

This thing is obviously way out of hand. What started as a means to diplomacy and to give the other mods a much needed kick in the arse ended up causing all kinds of spam, enraged users, actual hate mail, and now late-night phone surveys waking up my entire family.

Another survey call just came in on my cell phone this afternoon, and I flew into a rage, telling Dan, Justin and John that we need to just wipe the entire moderator panel because they're obviously not mature enough to handle the job. We all argued, they told me I had power issues, and had the audacity to tell me that *I* was the one that started all of this, and that being a self-appointed community manager wasn't even in my job description, so why the hell was I so upset, blah blah blah.

So I'm done. I handed in my resignation at Armor Games effective immediately. I'd draw some fancy "middle finger" ascii art in retaliation, but I haven't even got the energy for that, and they're all expecting me to leave...

I expect they'll try to lock me out of the site by disabling my account, which frankly they have every right to do, but hopefully they'll at least have the decency to leave my resignation note up for a while so some of you can at least see that I'm quitting.

Thankfully I have a few alternate accounts kicking around that were used for testing stuff on the site, so I may drop in from time to time just to harass the moderators enough to piss them off and ban each account one by one. Maybe giving *them* a few sleepless nights will teach them a lesson.

cormyn@cormyn.com for those that want to keep in touch.

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John
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I kind of guessed that. I was responding to a person who said it was an April Fool's joke.


It's really unfortunate that these events had to elapse so close to April 1, I hope people understand how serious we are all about this situation.
Mooooooo
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Well, if it's not an April's fool...is Corm leaving because he has new son?

Ghgt99
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It's really unfortunate that these events had to elapse so close to April 1, I hope people understand how serious we are all about this situation.


That is ironic yet sad.

I thought cormyn was in charge of AG3, what is going to happen now?
Rekoil
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how is Cormyn's account back up again?


caching problem? i can't get to it.
Ghgt99
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Sorry for the double post.

Well, if it's not an April's fool...is Corm leaving because he has new son?


Did you even read the OP? It gives all the reasons.
Rekoil
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I thought cormyn was in charge of AG3


no, they have lroot and the caffeine guy, don't they?
Darkroot
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It's really unfortunate that these events had to elapse so close to April 1, I hope people understand how serious we are all about this situation.


Yeah it's funny how that works right? I remember last year on Aprils 1st, AG staff seems to like the idea of April fools and this is something that just comes out of the blue, suddenly all these issues pop up. I was skeptical but now I'm 98% sure it's just a hoax.
Ghgt99
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the caffeine guy


That made me spit my Coke out. If I was a mod and I could merit forum posts, I would merit that. Lol!
Patrick2011
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So, the resignation of Cormyn has turned the "mod firing" into an April Fools' joke even though Cormyn called it legit. By the way, why was one word in each of a bunch of posts replaced with Cenere?

Mooooooo
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Just because of the calls?

This definetly is an April Fools.

Ghgt99
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Just because of the calls?

This definetly is an April Fools.


This is what cormyn said on NoName's page. "dude, Asherlee just text'd me and said it was YOU that signed me up for those crappy phone survey things? They called me EVERY HALF HOUR in the middle of the ******* night!!!"

It is fun stalking mod's comments.
DeadlyVelociraptor
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If Cormyn IS gone:

This website has officially started to fall apart, with weird stuff happening all over and tons of people joining, I'd say the games part of the site is still fully operational. yet, the forums (without cormyn) are going to start being a hellish nightmare. I suspect tons of spam, trolls, problems with the site, no AG 3, and pretty much hell.

OR:

This is an April fools joke. Touche', ma'admins.

darkrai097
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He could unplug his phone .

Ghgt99
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Sorry for the double post again. In case I get don't ninja'd.

So, the resignation of Cormyn has turned the "mod firing" into an April Fools' joke even though Cormyn called it legit. By the way, why was one word in each of a bunch of posts replaced with Cenere?


It is in every section. Gantic got AMW, Strop got Forum Games etc...
mysteriousmexican666
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Cormyn's page is unblocked (for me anyways). Could this be the light at the end of the tunnel?

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