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Haha i don't know if there are many dutch people on this website, but from a serie, secret story i like one sentence from somebody in there. LOVEEEE, OONGA BOONGA! haha:P Really weird, but funny though.

My friends and i are just all about bad sentences haha, some things just sound bad in some contexts. My friend and i were talking about sex and suddenly she said: ****tt, i've got to suck! It was really nasty, but she didn't mean it in that way haha:P

And if you want a real quote, as in our motto, it's something as: Yesterday is history, today is a gift and tomorrow is a mystery or live every day like it's your last one:P It's all about the fun haha

My friends actually make beautiful sentences that I quote all the time. One of my favourites is "Live like a man but appreciate as a child." Its not that good but i like it.

Same thing only different.

Ya killin' me.

It'll only kill you once.

Once i was at a friends house and he was in the bathroom and me and his mom was waiting for him. His mom asked through the door "(friends name here) Are you okay in there?" and he yelled back "yep It's just an average dump" which the way he said it was hilarious to me.

And if you want a real quote, as in our motto, it's something as: Yesterday is history, today is a gift and tomorrow is a mystery or live every day like it's your last one:P It's all about the fun haha

You could also say a dead bloated catfish + an opera singer = Justin Bieber

Master, these are quotes we make, not tortoise ninjas.

Live for today, but remember tomorrow.
----Andrew Gilly

" he who steals my oreos is a f***ing bas****" by me

"an optimist laughs to forget, a pessimist forgets to laugh"

"Girls believe in what they hear and boys in what they see, that's why girls wear make up and boys lie".

More on my profile.

I know a guy who said "If you love the USA so much, go back to Russia!"

It's even funnier because I live in Canada

"Girls believe in what they hear and boys in what they see, that's why girls wear make up and boys lie".

If you love the USA so much, go back to Russia!

Why would anyone say that people who like the US should go to Russia?

It was a Science test and my friend was stuck in a question. Then he told the teacher:

Give me the answers and I give you 5 bucks after the class.

Other friend was sad other time because his girlfriend kicked him off so I said: [i]Don't be sad, at least you are not on Britney Spears body now." It didn't make any sense and I still don't know why I said it.

"Abstract narwhal"- me
"Cosmic spaghetti"- me
"If you attempt to make an Uncle Samwich, your house will be sieged by a horde of patriotic scorpions"-one of my friends.
None of the above make sense, thats because they take sense. If you don't have any sense, the above sentences will make sense. It's like a banking system.