Best Yo Mama Jokes Ever 1. Yo mama so fat she fell off the bed on both sides! 2.Yo mama so stupid she shoved batteries up her butt and said "I got the power!" 3.Yo mama so ugly when she tried taking a bath the water jumped out! 4.Yo mama so fat when she gets in an elevator she has to go down! 5.Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it says 9999999999tobecontinued 6. Yo mama so ugly she went to New York everyone started screaming "here comes King Kong!" LOL these are my favorite jokes. they make me laugh so hard. Anyone else got some jokes? (no offensive ones please)
i could take that one off if you want no its ok u just have to give me credit yeah thats what jets does i mean i made that up! do u know how hard it is to make a yo mama joke that is not already maid?!?!?!?! very hard and it actually makes sense too!
do u know how hard it is to make a yo mama joke that is not already maid?!?!?!?!
Your mom's so dumb, she sold her car to buy gas. Your mom's so dumb, she couldn't even finish reading an empty notebook. Your mom's so dumb, she couldn't even make up a "your mom"-joke.
Now I know. It's not very hard at all.
And here are some Chuck Norris jokes (not mine):
In the beginning, there was only God and Chuck Norris. Has anyone seen God around?
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Are you sure this isn't Patrick2011's attempt at humor? XD
Heh, well, the whole point of that joke is that it's so bad. It makes you want to facepalm, yet you can't help but to smile a little at the same time. Or maybe that's just me.
Little Johnny's teacher asks him a question. If there are 5 birds on a fence and you shoot one, how many are left? Little Johnny says, zero because they all fly away. The teacher says, "The answer was 4 but I like the way you think.". Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you now.". The teacher says ok. Little Johnny says, " There are 3 women in an ice cream shop. One is licking the cone, one is biting the cone, and one is sucking the cone. Which one is married?" "The one that is sucking the cone?", the teacher guesses. Little Johnny says, "Actualy it is the one with the wedding ring but, I like the way you think." Hahaha
If your parents let you watch things with controversial language, or if you can access a computer without supervision, then I highly recommend just about anything by George Carlin.
Hahaha, i looked him up and i laughed for 15 minutes straight . .man he's funny
a bunny and bear are taking a sh*t in the bushes. the bear asks the bunny. "does it annoy you when the sh*t stick to your fur?" "no"-relpies the rabit the bear grad the bunny and wiped his a** with it.
CN doesn't walk, the earth moves under his feet. CN and superman made a bet, the loser had to wear his panty on his pants. "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live"
a bunny and bear are taking a sh*t in the bushes. the bear asks the bunny. "does it annoy you when the sh*t stick to your fur?" "no"-relpies the rabit the bear grad the bunny and wiped his a** with it. haha that actually made me laugh!
Little Johnny's teacher asks him a question. If there are 5 birds on a fence and you shoot one, how many are left? Little Johnny says, zero because they all fly away. The teacher says, "The answer was 4 but I like the way you think.". Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you now.". The teacher says ok. Little Johnny says, " There are 3 women in an ice cream shop. One is licking the cone, one is biting the cone, and one is sucking the cone. Which one is married?" "The one that is sucking the cone?", the teacher guesses. Little Johnny says, "Actualy it is the one with the wedding ring but, I like the way you think." Hahaha
ok so i go to school one of those retarted nerds comes up to me and it went like this nerd: wana here a joke? me: *sigh* ok nerd: what is brown and sticky? me:i don`t know nerd: a stick
yeah he`s is retarded which leads to my next joke
retarded people are retarded for a reason, and that reason is Chuck Noriss
and another i was walking with this girl to my next class girl: (says something wierd i cannot remeber) me:yeah thats not weird at all girl: ur face is not wierd! o wait uggg my disses never work out right. me: ur face never works out right! we all laugh and she know i really didn`t mean it but i don know when an oprotunity is there i take it. like this science teacher: says something about "cute and cuddly" animals boy: i would love to cuddle a panda! me: in bed
