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stormwolf722
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Hey. What mythical creature would you want to be? Examples: Griffin, dragon, Phoenix, Minotaur etc. I would want to be a griffin. although that is not my hopes and dreams. So what mythical creature would you want to be?

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wolf1991
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I'd like to be a werewolf. I imagine it being a great stress reliever, and I've always loved wolves.

Ernie15
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Humor aside, mythical creatures were supposed to be created by deities right?


Indeed, which is why Jesus Christ would be a much better choice.
TackyCrazyTNT
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@ernie

That made me laugh so much. You have no idea. XD

MRWalker82
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I should think I'd like to be a unicorn. At least then I could say that I was in the Bible xD

Dragonblaze052
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Actually, the unicorn in the Bible was a mistranslation intended to be auroch.
An auroch is basically (ox+water buffalo+buffalo+rodeo bull)/crack.

MRWalker82
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Actually, the unicorn in the Bible was a mistranslation intended to be auroch.


Umm.. no. The original text was translated as 'a horse with a single horn'. It is not a mistranslation, especially given the wide variance between the meanings of the words for horse and the words for bovine creatures. he only known side reference as another possibility to the meaning of the original is that it may have been referring instead to a rhinoceros, and that wasn't even considered until 1610 or 1611.

I suggest you do some Biblical study before you go off quoting "Answers in Genesis" and other such BS sites. Any and all translations of the Bible which lean toward this being meant as some form of bovine have occurred many centuries AFTER the more accurate and original translations and have been corrections made in light of evidence that unicorns never existed. You see, people realized that the Bible was wrong and scrambled to correct it lest more rational folks realize it's just another fairy tale.

/tangent
Gamingtime
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Not to brag but I saw the religion battle coming the second I read the questiuon.

Dragonblaze052
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Ahhh..... Thanks Walker.

MRWalker82
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Ahhh..... Thanks Walker.


No problem. That's what I'm here for, you know. My sole purpose on the internets is to provide thinly veiled rage rants on myriad topics xD
ShadowShank696
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id be a cross between a dragon and a minotaur
id have a strong masculainte body and have the ability to sprout out my wings at any given time i think ill call my creature a minogon yeah that sounds right.. MINIGON it just feels so awesome to say

Dragonblaze052
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SS, why not just be a half dragon. Basically the same thing.

ShadowShank696
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nahh because minotaurs represent strength and masculanity all both traits of which i do not really think i have and reall life plus my main body would be that of a minotaur so when someone fights me they will be like wtf since when can minotaurs fly! lol

DeadlyVelociraptor
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I want to be a male succubus so I could seduce girls and then eat them.

Kidding, I want to be a tarrasque, so everybody would think I'm the strongest creature ever even though a solar angel can beat me with one spell...

Am I making DnD references again? I think I am...

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dunno what else there is :| next to phoenix/dragon is a dragon + werewolf + vampire = draco-were-pyre x)

jets99
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I love greek mythology I would want to be a sphinx cuz u usualy dont die you ask someone a riddle you eat them if they get it wrong if they get it right they just leave!

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