The Armor Games website will be down for maintenance on Monday 10/7/2024
starting at 10:00 AM Pacific time. We apologize for the inconvenience.

ForumsThe TavernBeard or Moustache?

32 8669
hokzwijn
offline
hokzwijn
511 posts
Peasant

What do you think is better and why?

I think the beard. I have never met someone with a beard who isn't nice and almost all people that i know with moustaches hate me or i hate them.

  • 32 Replies
Freakenstein
offline
Freakenstein
9,504 posts
Jester

I prefer to be a beard (or in my case, stubble) man, as I look ridiculous with any form of facial hair above my lip.

Currently housing something like this, without the mustache:

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/11/MILK%20BEARD%20PREMIERE%206.jpg

Forgive my lack of pop culture, but I have no clue who this is, so I can't really cite it :-[

GhostOfMatrix
offline
GhostOfMatrix
15,595 posts
Herald

I think that's James Franco, Frank. He played the green goblin in Spiderman 3. He was also in Spiderman 1 and 2. He was the son of the original green goblin.

I think a beard is better. Not a very large beard, but something like this:
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01212/William_beard_1212536c.jpg

I could grow something like that in a month if I wanted to, but I don't really like facial hair. In the winter months I had something like that, but not as thick. I have a few friends that look like that man in the picture, though.

Moustaches look silly, to me.

knight_34
offline
knight_34
13,817 posts
Farmer

James Franco was also recently nominated with an Oscar for his performance in 127 Hours. By the way Matrix, why do you have Prince William up there? I'd like that kind of beard too.

Apparently, I haven't reached the point where facially hair proliferates quickly. At the moment I have a subtle mustache. As soon as the hair starts growing, I'll start tending to it.

I personally like mustaches, beards and stubbles. Stubbles the most. I'm not a big fan of goatees and soul patches though. I'm ambivalent towards sideburns.

GhostOfMatrix
offline
GhostOfMatrix
15,595 posts
Herald

By the way Matrix, why do you have Prince William up there?

It was the first picture that I found of a beard that I liked.
I haven't reached the point where facially hair proliferates quickly.

I grow side burns quickly. I usually shave every week or two. Sometimes I'll keep the sideburns.
idontsuckthatmuch
offline
idontsuckthatmuch
2,261 posts
Nomad

Well, I currently have no facial hair, unless you count a somewhat dark peach fuzz.

But I think that when I do grow some facial, I think I'll stick with 5 'o clock shadow. I'm pretty sure it would look the best on me :P

MEGAMANXPERT
offline
MEGAMANXPERT
1,085 posts
Nomad

You gotta admit,he was one of the worlds greatest madmen,a universal enemy.
But that mustache looks sweat!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vg8q-M-rimE/TSiTZDvuO0I/AAAAAAAACOY/PpiFDsPow4M/s1600/adolf_hitler_237069g.jpg

Freakenstein
offline
Freakenstein
9,504 posts
Jester

That one right there would be The Toothbrush, which was made popular by Charlie Chaplin:

http://exiledonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/charlie-chaplin_l.jpg

Though The Toothbrush was thrown out of use by Hitler simply by the vibes it would give to the viewers when seen.

MEGAMANXPERT
offline
MEGAMANXPERT
1,085 posts
Nomad

But Charlie on the other hand,makes full use of it!

JohnGarell
offline
JohnGarell
1,747 posts
Peasant

This is worlds longest moustache; http://www3.artflakes.com/artwork/products/226850/poster/226850.jpg?1290293813 and this is worlds longest beard; http://www.lostateminor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/longest-beard.jpg

Now you have the world records; now you can start the war!
Wait... this isn't a versus forum; I've maybe went wrong...

deathopper
offline
deathopper
1,564 posts
Nomad

Beards, well actually stubble. Mustaches usually makes someone look like a pedophile/rapist if trimmed in a certain way.

James Franco's mustache beard combo looks sweat by the way. I might grow something like that.

Dragonblaze052
offline
Dragonblaze052
26,677 posts
Peasant

Hitler 'stache may be nice, but beards are better by far.

Ernie15
offline
Ernie15
13,344 posts
Bard

There's something about a moustache that just says....mmmmmmmmm.

http://www.guntherfans.com/pictures/full/gunther1.jpg

locoace3
offline
locoace3
15,053 posts
Nomad

Mustache obviously, i would love to have one like...


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f5/Rennenkampf.jpg

Dragonblaze052
offline
Dragonblaze052
26,677 posts
Peasant

Loco, that mustache is reserved for white guys..... in the military..... from the 19th century or earlier..... You might aswell be a first level troll barbarian trying to multiclass as an Archmage.

knight_34
offline
knight_34
13,817 posts
Farmer

Loco, please learn how to post images of appropriate sizes.

The image is of Paul von Rennenkampf, a Russian general that served the Imperial Army for over four decades. He was executed by the Bolsheviks in 1918. Looks like he was noted for his mustache.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1b/Nietzsche187a.jpg/250px-Nietzsche187a.jpg

Oh look it's Nietzche..

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1134/544609662_f3b0634c88_m.jpg

A bearable version of Loco's image.

Showing 1-15 of 32