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Chuck Norris can touch M.C. Hammer

Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. No explanations needed.

if you call him sirron kcuhc
he will kill you

This is the post truthful fact about him. PEOPLE ARE SODANG OBSESSED WITH HIM!!!

Underneath Chuck Norris's beard, there is no chin... only another fist....

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is in hiding.

In the beginning, God said, 'Let there be light'. 'Say please', said Chuck Norris.

On the seventh day, Chuck Norris made God

... Yeah I made it up

No man is an island, except Chuck Norris

If Chuck Norris goes swimming immediately after eating, the water gets a cramp.

Carmen Sandiego isn't hiding, she pissed off Chuck Norris and he killed her.

When Adam and Eve ate the apple, it was Chuck Norris who round-house kicked them out of Eden.

osama was hideing from chuck norris

chuck norris whished he threw the water bottle at bieber hed be dead

death had a near chuck norris moment

Chuck Norris can speak Russian.... in French

If you look up "Awesome" in the dictionary, there's a picture of Chuck Norris. If you look up "Dead", there's a picture of Chcuk Norris killing you.

Chuck Norris owns a pet rock named 'Earth'

Chuck Norris can win a game of rock paper scissors without using rock paper or scissors.

Chuck Norris once had a staring contest with his own reflection. On the fourth day, he won.

If you say "No one's perfect." Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants today are known as giraffes.

chuck norris was on wwe and got sued he later won 500trillion dollars when he walked in the courtroom

In war there are no winners, except Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris caused Oceanic flight 815 to crash by round-house kicking the plane in midflight. He struck the plane with such force that the surviving passengers spent the next 5 seasons bouncing around through time.

chuck norris caused the final destination events by driveing by the studio

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

Insurance companies sell Chuck Norris insurance.

Chuck Norris is allowed to bowl overhand