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Cranium80

489 posts

Shepherd

Posted May 11, '11 2:59am UTC

Chuck Norris doesn't say he's sorry, he just let's you live,

I just decided to post one "fact" here, to entertain you

we are thoroughly entertained

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spartandestroyer

2,081 posts

Nomad

Posted May 11, '11 6:31am UTC

chuck norris once got his roundhouse kick blocked by a forcefield. the forcefield generator shorted out after the kick.

chuck norris has 5 sonny 2 saves.

chuck norris is the guy who looks at facts at chuck norris facts areas and decides if he will let them be known.

bossfight engie is scared of chuck norris.

chuck norris once did a deal with the devil. he then proceeded to kill the devil and steal back his soul.

chuck norris is currently NO1 on my list of people i am looking for. if he finds me all the better.

chuck norris knows those are the droids hes looking for.

chuck norris tore off the arm of a creeper.

zombies drop feathers cause chuck norris makes the zombies run like cowardly chickens.

when chuck norris falls its not him falling. its the world rising.

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darkrai097

858 posts

Nomad

Posted May 11, '11 9:18am UTC

Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.

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knight_34

13,817 posts

Farmer

Posted May 11, '11 9:29am UTC

Chuck Norris can recognize that this thread is a failure, a nesting place for spam and that anyone complicit with this thread is worthy of shame.

I dunno if there's one already on here (I doubt it)

Idoubt that, disbelieve that, question that, refuse to believe that and object to that seeing as there is a perfectly fine Chuck Norris thread in the Forum Games section that was specifically placed there because too many Chuck Norris spam threads were posted in the Tavern.

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knight_34

13,817 posts

Farmer

Posted May 11, '11 9:31am UTC

For the sake of uniformity..

Chuck Norris can recognize that this thread is a failure, that I am permitted to correct my failures, that this thread is a nesting place for spam and that anyone complicit with this thread is worthy of shame and disrepute (excluding favored* people)

*People who matter

I dunno if there's one already on here (I doubt it)

I doubt that, disbelieve that, question that, refuse to believe that and object to that seeing as there is a perfectly fine Chuck Norris thread in the Forum Games section that was specifically placed there because too many Chuck Norris spam threads were posted in the Tavern.

For the sake of uniformity..\r\n\r\nChuck Norris can recognize that this thread is a failure, [b]that I am permitted to correct my failures[/b], that this thread is a nesting place for spam and that anyone complicit with this thread is worthy of shame and disrepute (excluding favored* people)\r\n\r\n[i]*People who matter[/i]\r\n\r\n[quote]I dunno if there's one already on here (I doubt it)[/quote]\r\n\r\nI [url=http://armorgames.com/community/thread/4486003/chuck-norris-jokes/page/1]doubt[/url] that, [url=http://cache.armorgames.com/community/thread/7278468/chuck-norris-jokes]disbelieve[/url] that, [url=http://armorgame.com/community/thread/7374182/chuck-norris-jokes]question[/url] that, [url=http://armorbot.com/community/thread/7374131/dup-chuck-norris-jokes]refuse to believe[/url] that and [url=http://armorgames.com/community/thread/7061177/hit-me-with-the-best-chuck-norris-joke-you-got/page/1]object to that seeing as there is a perfectly fine Chuck Norris thread in the Forum Games section that was specifically placed there because too many Chuck Norris spam threads were posted in the Tavern.[/url]

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Alleddine

17 posts

Peasant

Posted May 11, '11 11:21am UTC

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

Chuck Norris does not wear a watch. He decides what time it is

Chuck Norris makes onions cry

Chuck Norris can divide by zero

When Google can not find something, it asks Chuck Norris

In a normal room, there are on average 1242 items with which Chuck Norris can kill you, including the room itself (XD)

Chuck Norris can encircle his enemies. Alone

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a wireless phone

Chuck Norris has finished Super Mario Bros. without jumping

An eagle can read a newspaper at 1400 meters. Chuck Norris can turn the page

When Chuck Norris uses Windows, it does not crash

Chuck Norris finishes without ANY pokemon. Chuck Norris does not need anyone

Chuck Norris plays 'Play Station' without a TV, because he finds it too easy

Chuck Norris nudges his buddy on MSN, the guy's house collapsed!

Only Chuck Norris has managed to draw a line to the end

On November 9, 1989 Chuck Norris wanted to go stock up on vodka in East Berlin. He met with a wall ... the rest is history

One day, PowerRangers met Chuck Norris. Now they are called Teletubbies

Chuck Norris's house has an alarm: not to prevent Chuck Norris from thieves, but to prevent thieves from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris knows a shorter route than the straight line

When Chuck Norris eats a Kinder Surprise, there is a PS3 inside

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas\r\n\r\nChuck Norris does not wear a watch. He decides what time it is\r\n\r\nChuck Norris makes onions cry\r\n\r\nChuck Norris can divide by zero\r\n\r\nWhen Google can not find something, it asks Chuck Norris\r\n\r\nIn a normal room, there are on average 1242 items with which Chuck Norris can kill you, including the room itself (XD)\r\n\r\nChuck Norris can encircle his enemies. Alone\r\n\r\nChuck Norris can strangle you with a wireless phone\r\n\r\nChuck Norris has finished Super Mario Bros. without jumping\r\n\r\nAn eagle can read a newspaper at 1400 meters. Chuck Norris can turn the page\r\n\r\nWhen Chuck Norris uses Windows, it does not crash\r\n\r\nChuck Norris finishes without ANY pokemon. Chuck Norris does not need anyone\r\n\r\nChuck Norris plays 'Play Station' without a TV, because he finds it too easy\r\n\r\nChuck Norris nudges his buddy on MSN, the guy's house collapsed!\r\n\r\nOnly Chuck Norris has managed to draw a line to the end\r\n\r\nOn November 9, 1989 Chuck Norris wanted to go stock up on vodka in East Berlin. He met with a wall ... the rest is history\r\n\r\nOne day, PowerRangers met Chuck Norris. Now they are called Teletubbies\r\n\r\nChuck Norris's house has an alarm: not to prevent Chuck Norris from thieves, but to prevent thieves from Chuck Norris\r\n\r\n\r\nChuck Norris knows a shorter route than the straight line\r\n\r\nWhen Chuck Norris eats a Kinder Surprise, there is a PS3 inside

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pratchu

493 posts

Nomad

Posted May 11, '11 2:35pm UTC

chuck norris has thre motto's

1- No one beats me
2- Hahaha, killed ya
3- Prepare for teatime!

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MEGAMANXPERT

1,085 posts

Nomad

Posted May 11, '11 3:05pm UTC

Chuck norris doesnt cheat in games,the games auto-correct themselves according to the way he plays them.

Chuck Norris is Darth Vader's father.

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wtfru23

62 posts

Nomad

Posted May 11, '11 5:53pm UTC

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because Google knows Chuck Norris finds you.

Chuck Norris can read a book by just looking at its cover.

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is in hiding.

On the seventh day, Chuck Norris made God
... Yeah I made it up
-No, Chuck Norris made it up

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Latchem

75 posts

Farmer

Posted May 11, '11 6:17pm UTC

For the sake of uniformity..

Chuck Norris can recognize that this thread is a failure, that I am permitted to correct my failures, that this thread is a nesting place for spam and that anyone complicit with this thread is worthy of shame and disrepute (excluding favored* people)

*People who matter

I dunno if there's one already on here (I doubt it)

I doubt that, disbelieve that, question that, refuse to believe that and object to that seeing as there is a perfectly fine Chuck Norris thread in the Forum Games section that was specifically placed there because too many Chuck Norris spam threads were posted in the Tavern.

By I dunno if there's already on here, I meant "I really cba to look through all the threads and find them" ;D I know it's a nesting place for spam too :P but hey it's still funny it doesn't HAVE to be Chuck Norris, just it's funny cos he's a person ;D

On the seventh day, Chuck Norris made God
... Yeah I made it up
-No, Chuck Norris made it up

Heh I like it ;D

April doesn't fool Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris fools April ;D

[quote]For the sake of uniformity..\r\n\r\nChuck Norris can recognize that this thread is a failure, that I am permitted to correct my failures, that this thread is a nesting place for spam and that anyone complicit with this thread is worthy of shame and disrepute (excluding favored* people)\r\n\r\n*People who matter\r\n\r\nI dunno if there's one already on here (I doubt it)\r\n\r\nI doubt that, disbelieve that, question that, refuse to believe that and object to that seeing as there is a perfectly fine Chuck Norris thread in the Forum Games section that was specifically placed there because too many Chuck Norris spam threads were posted in the Tavern.[/quote] By I dunno if there's already on here, I meant "I really cba to look through all the threads and find them" ;D I know it's a nesting place for spam too :P but hey it's still funny it doesn't HAVE to be Chuck Norris, just it's funny cos he's a person ;D\r\n\r\n[quote]On the seventh day, Chuck Norris made God\r\n... Yeah I made it up\r\n-No, Chuck Norris made it up[/quote] Heh I like it ;D\r\n\r\nApril doesn't fool Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris fools April ;D

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jets99

599 posts

Nomad

Posted May 11, '11 9:08pm UTC

Chuck Norris never fails, not even at failing, he just does

... no comment

chuck norris doesnt travel at the speed of light. light travels at the speed of chuck norris

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idontsuckthatmuch

2,261 posts

Nomad

Posted May 11, '11 9:50pm UTC

I don't think anyone got the notice, Knight.

Although I have noticed that Chuck Norris threads like this one are pretty spammy, when I look at it.

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Paarfam

1,558 posts

Nomad

Posted May 11, '11 9:52pm UTC

On the seventh day, Chuck Norris made God
... Yeah I made it up

-No, Chuck Norris made it up

I'm I the only one not laughing at this stupid attempt at making an already dumb joke better?

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firedragon64

159 posts

Nomad

Posted May 11, '11 10:04pm UTC

chuck norris can play circus gallop on the piano...with one finger

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Maverick4

6,800 posts

Peasant

Posted May 11, '11 10:14pm UTC

*People who matter

To remain on topic:

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because hunting implies the risk of failure. Instead, Chuck Norris goes killing.

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