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Dinky likkle Crusader...

Or...

Powerful, fanged, claw-weilding, PO'd canis lupis

I'd say you have 5 seconds to live.

i have armor. i have power. i have healing. i have your face planted into the ground. now die! its been long enough.

(stomps on maverick4 right about where he is rammed into the ground)

When you are stomping on him I appear behind you spartandestroyer and slash my Ice bladed sword through your neck

While u slice him i use my x-tra dagger to slit ur throt

While you are all distracted, I claw at Sadow's throat.

i ram maverick4 back in the ground and do a crusader victory dance on him.

I lure you in the desert by building a wooden castle. When you arrive, you realized it was fake but the Sun cooks you inside you armor and you die from the heat.

another crusader down and yet you have not found the real me.

(runs up to SSTG and crushes his head with my armored boots)

another life taken in revenge of fallen crusaders.

From now everyone ignore spartandestroyer's posts. That's a tip from a Moderator.

So I attack SSTG by hit him in his face with my cold hand. That's brain-freeze.

JohnGarell, meet fire. *breaths fire at him*

Its Super TIME!!!I jump in front of John absorbing the fire before it ever even reaches him.I then run up sonicheroes and twist his neck with my SUPER(the studio audience chuckles)strong legs.

Glad thats taken care of.

I replace the 'LAUGH NOW' que-card with a picture of a sad puppy. The studio audience becomes very upset, and stops laughing.

Supermape, upon finding that no one thinks his pun is punny, becomes uber depressed and goes into rehab. He spends the next three weeks comtemplating life, and coming up with pseudo-philosophical quotes:

'If life is so fair, why do roses have thorns?'

By the way, has anyone seen 'Tickle Me Emo'? Funny video right there.

And that is why I burn roses.Besides,real men don't go to rehab.They take out their anger on people that have animosity towards HILARIOUS puns.You better run.

Its a good thing I'm a wolf, and not a man. ^^

Or else I would be in a bunch of trouble.

Crap I didn't notice I said people.Well then