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well, at one time, my friend was a bit perverrted. so he gave my other friend apat on the back and said " Lets have sx"

at least he dosen't joke like that anymore.

If one of my mates asked me that... I don't have mates that are that bloody stupid.

One of my friends is always mixing words up when he gets involved in a conversation, once we were arguing about how much he crashes his computer (which is a lot) and he said "I don't use that whoperating system!" another time he said, "Ah! The Sundriver (Busdriver) is blinding me!"

A friend of mine said in front of the professor of physics, "but the earth turns?"

My friends called, and after a conversation That I have already forgotten, he says "Hey, can I tell you a secret?" and I replied, "Sure..." SO he says, "Secretly, I'm a bit naive."

Someone in one of my science classes asked
"If splitting an atom causes an nuclear reaction; then how come when I break my pencil it doesn't blow up?"

I brough a bag of nuts on a camping trip with one of my friends and we were eating them in the woods. Squirrels kept stealing and eating them.
Me: Well this is annoying.
Friend:Squirrels eat your nuts forever!
We didn't stop cracking up 'till about ten minuets later.

One of my friends was talking to someone and a teacher came up and asked my friend "can i have a sec with him?" so my friend said "sure you can have a lot of secs" (sounds like sex) and he ended up getting suspended :\\

"can i have a sec with him?" so my friend said "sure you can have a lot of secs" (sounds like sex) and he ended up getting suspended :\\\\

If everyone started laughing after he said that, I can see why.

Getting suspended over secs... What has this world come to?

^ Oh, okay. Makes sense.

My friend said something pretty funny today too, but thanks to my tendency to only remember certain things throughout my day, I can't remember it. :/

He came at Me like a Hungry Native.

Okay so this one time me my best friend and his brother were chilling and we were drinking mountain dew and he wanted one so he said, dew me, then when we laughed and he realized what he said, he then said mount me to try and correct himself, again we bust out laughing, and on again trying to correct himself he said, mountain dew (aka mount and do me), which was just hilarious.

If one of my mates asked me that... I don't have mates that are that bloody stupid.

My friends called, and after a conversation That I have already forgotten, he says "Hey, can I tell you a secret?" and I replied, "Sure..." SO he says, "Secretly, I'm a bit naive."