Okay so this one time me my best friend and his brother were chilling and we were drinking mountain dew and he wanted one so he said, dew me, then when we laughed and he realized what he said, he then said mount me to try and correct himself, again we bust out laughing, and on again trying to correct himself he said, mountain dew (aka mount and do me), which was just hilarious.
Well I don't know if it was funny (it was to him) but one time I was walking with my buddy and we saw a very good looking woman pushing a stroller with a baby in it. He said to her "Do you want another one?" He said it very low so I don't think she heard it but I thought he won the prize for saying to most stupid thing.
One kid durring tennis practice said "F**K me in my **** hole" (right next to the coach, nonetheless) right as he missed the ball right in front of him. the coach has a thing against vuilgarity, so he had to run laps for the rest of class.
I don't know why he said it, but it seems like the stupidest thing for a BOY to say durring MALE tennis practice.
It was more of an action. This really stupid popular girl had to go pee, so when she left, our teacher made a student nugget her backpack, zip tie it, hide it in the closet, and display her stuff for all of us to view. Funniest thing I have seen in my entire life.
It was more of an action. This really stupid popular girl had to go pee, so when she left, our teacher made a student nugget her backpack, zip tie it, hide it in the closet, and display her stuff for all of us to view. Funniest thing I have seen in my entire life.
