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It just is. It is something that can't be explained. I dunno, just your reputation?

Q "Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?"
A ""Cause it was dead."
Q "Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?"
A "Cause it was dead."
Q "Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?"
A "Peer Pressure."

What makes you think my presence is enough to kill a joke?

What makes you think my presence is enough to kill a joke?

I'll answer. Don't get offended or anything, though. But you are serious all the time, you are too literal, and you have no sense of humor. So he probably said that because of those three things that I just mentioned.

What makes you think my presence is enough to kill a joke?

I'll answer. Don't get offended or anything, though. But you are serious all the time, you are too literal, and you have no sense of humor. So he probably said that because of those three things that I just mentioned.

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP!

Patrick, that has to hurt. You can cry into my virtual shoulder if you wish.

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP!

Patrick, that has to hurt. You can cry into my virtual shoulder if you wish.

I should have said SNAP-DIZZlLE! :P
Would that have made it hurt more Pat?

Which is why that was on topic...we were working on our insults...duh.

Kill it with fire!!

If that doesn't work, try to light the person telling the joke on fire halfway through the joke.

well.....that works i guess
if u think like that
drown the guy in the nearest toilet, that would work to, plus its entertaning

guy:wana here a -Blub, blub, blub
u: *relese*
guy: what was that f- blub blubl blub

If you just say 'I don't get it'

By saying " I'm Gay". That will make a room go quite. Or two chicks making out. That will put a stop to anything.

hey its september 10th! you know what tomarrow is?! PARTY AT MY HOUSE. (tosh.0) i believe that would ruin any situation, including a joke haha

That's just cold...I watched that episode and it was funny as hell.