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Another way to kill a joke would be to correct yourself all the time.
Example:
Person 1: "A duck walked into a bar. Or wait, I think it was a turtle. Yeah, a turtle walked into a bar. Except he didn't walk into the bar, he walked up to the bar. Wait, he ran up to the bar..."
*Person 2 slaps person 1 across the face with a cactus.*

Best way to kill a joke? That's a tough one, but the answer is obviously, shotgun to the face.

Tell a racist joke, especially one that involves Jews.

Person 1: *Tells Joke*
Person 2: Haha, funny, now I'm off to get my stomach pumped.

Best way to kill a joke?

Laugh it off.

Person one: Hey wanna hear a joke?
Person two: Sure
Person one: (tells joke)
Person two: HAHAHAHAHA!
Person one: see i told you it was funny!
Person two: I wasnt laughing at the joke. I was laughing at how bad you were at telling it :'D

when u repeat a joke or u keep making stuff u think is funny off of the joke before like u say a good joke then make another joke off of that joke and make a joke off of THAT joke and so on...

Tell a racist joke, especially one that involves Jews.

Make the person explain it to you.

When you murder your friend mid-joke just to one up him, then there's nobody left to tell a joke to. I mean what, am I going to just tell a joke to a random stranger? I don't think so, that would be crazy.

What makes Jew jokes so funny? I find them offensive (mainly because I am Jewish), and insensitive. I actually "remixed" a classic Jew joke the other day, so that it is okay and not offensive

The best way to kill a joke is to try to piggyback the joke

Have an awkward silence after the joke is told.

When a person tells you a joke have a serious face. That's a good way to kill the joke.

Try to be logical and say " By the law of physics, that is not possible and you should really consider what is coming out of your mouth."
That is a nerdy way, but it works, I've seen people do it.